Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, “Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta, “It was a flop idea.”
Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”
Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”
Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door.
Banta leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?”
The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m Sorry.”
At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, “Will it take ME,plzzz?”
Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!
Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing.
Says Banta, “How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?”
Santa Singh replies, “I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours.”
Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
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