Santa Singh and Banta Singh both bought one horse each.
They wanted to make sure that they feed their own horse each morning. So Santa Singh asked, “how will we know which is your and which is mine?”
Banta Singh said “its easy I will cut mine’s tail and yours will be the one with tail”.
Some boys outside heard it and cut the tail of other horse too.
Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop.
They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the repair shop.
They all waited eagerly on the inaugural day; but no customer arrived. A couple of days passed, there were no cars that came in for repairs.
A week, then a month went by, there were no cars.
After all, how could cars come in, the sardars had put up their garage on the second floor.
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Once a Sardarji goes to a mirror shop to buy a mirror.He wanders all over the shop before the shopkeeper comes and asks him,”May I help you?”.
Sardar: “I want a very strong mirror”.
Shop keeper: “Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000/-”
Sardar: “Is it really that strong?”
Shop keeper: “Yes sir. If u want to know, you can throw this mirror from 100 storeyed building. This mirror does not breaks upto 99 floors sir!!”
Sardar: “Wah! bahuth badiya hai!!”
He pays the shop keeper and leaves with that mirror!!
A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.
Bill : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.
Bill : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
Bill : More….More…More… Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.
Bill : So now, try to search something.
Sardarji : I got a Wire.
Bill : You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.
Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in India.
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