Jokes Duniya

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar.

His Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.

Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs.

Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs.900.

Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this.

Finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost.

Our Sardar asked whether he will give two.

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

Santa : “Hidden camera!”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”

Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

Santa : I am a proud man, my son is in medical college.

Banta : Really, what is he studying.

Santa : No, he is not studying. They are studying him.

Sardarji proposes to a woman.

She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”

He sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.

He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
’71st and *again* barefeet!’

Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.

On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.

Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day?

He replied, “I just can’t do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can.”