Sharam aani chahiye
Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
Sardarji with choice
Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way, he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed, “Array, aaj to choice hai.”
Birthday cake
Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
Submitted by: Black Rose
Phone ki ganti
Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!
Submitted by: Rashmi Karhadkar
Banta wants to die
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied.
The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“
