Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
Banta : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta : Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio!“
A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
Sardar says, “I want my $20 million.”
The man replied, “No, Sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 days.”
Sardar said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”
Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 days.
Sardar furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! if you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!”
Ek raat bijli chali gayi,
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.
Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.
Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.
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