Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication.
They decide to use the conventional method of communication.
That is to use pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reached Banta, it was with out any message.
Angrily, Banta picks up his mobile and calls and asks Santa “what is this – a joke?
The pigeon is without any message.”
Guess what Santa said???
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“Are Gadheyyyyyyyy !!!! , woh to sirf miss call tha !
Santa: I am going ka matlab batao.
Banta: Main ja raha hoon.
Santa: Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata.
Santa Singh orders pizza. The clerk asks if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
“Six, please.” Santa Singh says, “I could never eat twelve pieces.”
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies the shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
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