Jokes Duniya

When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. My father was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of tea, which was just water, of course.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, ‘Just the cutest thing!’

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.

She watches him drink it up and then says, “Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?”

Here are the 10 fun things to do in a final exam. But beware, you’d have to be ready for the consequences too!!

1. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

2. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.

3. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: “I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.” Be creative.
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[Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat , Kit kit kat kat, Let's code] 2
Hai bachelor (hai bachelor), Has lotsa dollar (lotsa dollar)
Hai bachelor, has lotsa dollar
Spectacular! He’s a developer (he’s a developer, he’s a developer)
Pappu ka dimaag tez hai, Pappu ko breaks ka craze hai
Pappu ka chashma thick black, Pappu dikhta geek hai (geek hai)
Swatch ki ghadi haathon mein, Gale mein tag company wala
[Par Pappu can't code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!

Paida Pappu hua to outsourcing aa dhamki
Angrezon ke muh se nikhli gandhe gaaliyon ki dhamki
(hey array array) Pappu karta hai cut copy paste
(hey array array) Tester logon ka time karta hai waste
(hey array array) Pappu manager logon ka yaar hai
(hey array array) Pappu beer peene mein toh star hai
[But Pappu can't code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!

Papa kehte the bada kaam karega
Nahi pata tha Pappu bus maska marega
(hey array array) Pappu ke paas hai B E
(hey array array) Manata hai onsite jaise ho holiday
(hey array array) Pappu keyboard bajata hai
(hey array array) Jahaan bhi jata hai, wapus aa jata hai
[Cos Pappu can't code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta
Yeah!! Pappu can’t code saala!!!

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.

It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” The woman thought, “This is great!”
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Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.