Jokes Duniya

[Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat , Kit kit kat kat, Let's code] 2
Hai bachelor (hai bachelor), Has lotsa dollar (lotsa dollar)
Hai bachelor, has lotsa dollar
Spectacular! He’s a developer (he’s a developer, he’s a developer)
Pappu ka dimaag tez hai, Pappu ko breaks ka craze hai
Pappu ka chashma thick black, Pappu dikhta geek hai (geek hai)
Swatch ki ghadi haathon mein, Gale mein tag company wala
[Par Pappu can't code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!

Paida Pappu hua to outsourcing aa dhamki
Angrezon ke muh se nikhli gandhe gaaliyon ki dhamki
(hey array array) Pappu karta hai cut copy paste
(hey array array) Tester logon ka time karta hai waste
(hey array array) Pappu manager logon ka yaar hai
(hey array array) Pappu beer peene mein toh star hai
[But Pappu can't code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!

Papa kehte the bada kaam karega
Nahi pata tha Pappu bus maska marega
(hey array array) Pappu ke paas hai B E
(hey array array) Manata hai onsite jaise ho holiday
(hey array array) Pappu keyboard bajata hai
(hey array array) Jahaan bhi jata hai, wapus aa jata hai
[Cos Pappu can't code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta
Yeah!! Pappu can’t code saala!!!

Woman: One of your bees just stung me. I want you to do something about it.

Beekeeper: Certainly, Madam. Just show me which bee it was and I’ll have it punished.

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello.

He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the dancer from my bachelor party, oh my god, I know I was drunk that night, but you got pregnant too!!Please don’t tell my wife, she’ll kill me!

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, actually I’m your son’s math teacher.”

==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.

==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

==>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!

==>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

==>Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

==>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

==>Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.

==>Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!

==>Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!

==>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

[5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

[7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

[12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[16] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[18] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[19] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[20] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!