Jokes Duniya

Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.

Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.

Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down, torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it’s going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, “The weather out there is terrible.” To which she sleepily replies, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?”

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word with each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”

“Yep ,” the wife replied, “In-laws.”

For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are in effect
in every relationship.

1. The female always makes the rules.

2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.

7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing
the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the
female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be
angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants
him to be calm, angry or upset.

13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.

14. The female always gets the last word!

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 7.0 to Husband 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Husband 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Ladies Night 1.0, Celebrity 5.0, Cool Boys 7.5, and Shopping 3.6.

I can’t seem to keep Husband 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Boyfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Husband 1.0. Please help!

Thanks, Troubled User

What is marraige?

Marraige is like:

Alpenliable- jee lalchaye raha na jaye

TVS Victor- milo chalti muskaan

Kinetic Zing- sabki hawa nikal de

Asian Paint- ye rang jo harek ki jindagi sawarde

KrackJack- thoda meetha thoda namkin

Monaco- halka fulka

Chlormint- dubara mat puchhna!!!