Married for years
New married bride to new husband: “When we get to the motel, lets act like we have been married for years.”
New Husband, “Alright, you carry the bags.”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
What is Marriage?
What is marraige?
Marraige is like:
Alpenliable- jee lalchaye raha na jaye
TVS Victor- milo chalti muskaan
Kinetic Zing- sabki hawa nikal de
Asian Paint- ye rang jo harek ki jindagi sawarde
KrackJack- thoda meetha thoda namkin
Monaco- halka fulka
Chlormint- dubara mat puchhna!!!
Submitted by: Divya S Desai
Dinner Party
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests.
The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he ran into a couple of old friends and began to yuck it up and he soon forgot about his wife’s party.
It was well past 10 when he remembered. “Oh no!!! My wife’s dinner party!!!”
He grabbed his bucket, and ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he’s been all this time.
He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said, “Come on guys, we’re almost there!!”
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes.
Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down, torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it’s going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, “The weather out there is terrible.” To which she sleepily replies, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?”
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he Prayed:
“Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.
The next morning,
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