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Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.

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Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai. :)

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Submitted by: Zainab Saifullah

Bada kab ho jaunga



Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

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Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

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Submitted by: arvin

Naak saaf karlo



Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?”

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Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…

Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”

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Long celebration



Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!

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Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

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Battery low….



Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.

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Friend2: Kyu?

Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!

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