Hansa: Praful, alphabet matlab….
Praful: alphabet Hansa, local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai, to wo apni beti Alpha se kya kehti hai?
Hansa: Alpha beth seat pe, Alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet….
A car owner taking interview of a driver and finally he told, “OK. you are selected and you will get $ 2000 as starting salary.”
The driver answered, “You are great Sir ! For starting if $2000 then for driving how much sir?
Girl : If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi padegi.
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: “Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some flowers in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?”
The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.”
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.”
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?”
The Mother answers, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.”
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