Love forever
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear!
Girl: Would you die for me ?
Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!
Counting In The Hole!
A man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting.
“Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” goes the noise form within the mental hospital’s wards.
The man’s curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence. It’s not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in.
Instantly, someone jabs him in the eye.
As he reels back in agony, the chanting continues: “Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!”
Modernization
Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai. 
Submitted by: Zainab Saifullah
Ching chou, mou cho???
A chini (a chinese) was in hospital.
An indian went to meet him, Chini said, “ching chou, mou cho” & died.
Indian went to china to know the meaning,it was “kutte oxygen ke pipe se per utha.”
Submitted by: Nilu
A big-game hunter
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
The wife cried, “What are we going to do?“
“Nothing,” said the hunter husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”
