Night clubs
One friend is telling to another friend “Always I have seen you have taken your wife only Night Cubs, why?”
The friend replied, “By the times she gets ready, no other places are open.”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
Sohar Aur Biwi Soo Rahe
Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”
Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”
Sorry for that
Ek angrez ek gaun mein ja raha tha ke raaste mein achanak ek aurat se takra gaya.
Aur usne aurat se mafi magne ki soch karli:
Angrez: Sorry for that!
Aurat: Sala ek toh takrata hai aur upar se bolta hai saree phar de!
Submitted by: Md Raihan wali
What happens at Sunday morning at 11?
This case happened in a hospital’s Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil……..
Just when the Clock struck 11…
And then……
then…..
then……..
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward, unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
Oh!!! Aisa honeymoon
Mr Mahen Lal grew up in America. At the age of 24 he decided to get married but he wanted a sati savitri type of girl who will cook and clean, take care of his family (typical girl).
His parents wanted him to choose a bride from his homeland. So Mahen goes to visits his old village.
He fell in love with Kamla (love at first site) kamlawati was uneducated, that’s one of the things Mahen liked about her because he knows how educated girls change in the U.S.
Anyway he said kamla to marry him promising her that they will go on a honeymoon. Kamla was amazed she thought to herself, “kya pati milla hai muje moon pe lejayega”
Submitted by: Dinesh Raj
