Yoga cures drinking
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
Submitted by: shafeen Mahmood
Everyone wants to buy it
Gary was traveling down a quiet country road when he noticed a large group of people standing around outside a house. He stopped and asked a farmer why such a large crowd was gathered.
The farmer replied,” Billy Bob’s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.”
“I see,” Gary said. “Well, she must have had a lot of friends.”
“Naw,” the farmer said, “we just all want to buy his mule.”
I want a divorce…
A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60 mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.”
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.
He then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are.”
Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.
“I want the house,” he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.
He says, “I want the car, too,” but she just drives faster and faster.
By now she’s up to ninety mph. “All right,” he says, “I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too.”
The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.
This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, “Isn’t there anything you want?”
The wife says, “No, I’ve got everything I need.”
“Oh, really,” he says, “so what have you got?”
Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, “The airbag.”
There’s nothing RajniCan’t Do!!!
==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
==>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
==>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
==>Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
==>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
==>Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
==>Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
==>Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
==>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
