Jokes Duniya

ZZZZZZZZ………

Best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your computer desk by the Boss:

• I was working smarter, not harder.

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• I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement.
• This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
• I’m actually doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan”(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you (boss) made me attend.
• This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!

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• I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?
• The coffee machine is broke….
• Ah, the this is the unique and unpredictable habits of the workaholic!
• I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lenses without using my hands.
• My work partnerwent psycho and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
• And finally….I thought you (boss) were gone for the day……..!!!!!!

Try the new keyboard.. when you get mad at the computer you can easily…

Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?”

Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.

Guy 1: “Really?”

Guy 2: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!