What if doctors make flim?



Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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Crazy Doctor

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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

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Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay?



Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

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Hansa-Praful



Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa…

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Apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
Usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??

Hansa: Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

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Buri niyat wale gayab!



Ek Devta ka mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jata tha.

Salman gaya aur gayab ho gaya, Shahrukh gaya aur who bhi gayab ho gaya.

Mallika Sherawat gayi aur bhagwan gayab ho gaya!

Mallika Sherawat

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A Murga as a Gift



One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood .

Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?

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Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.

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