The Chicken or The Egg
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters “Well I guess that answers that riddle”.
Racing horses
Some race horses were staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!”
Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!”
“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”, says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. “I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “But in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”
The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog.”
Talking to owl
Santa is a evening bird lover. One day he stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he’d give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again.
The next night the same scenario occurred. All summer, Santa and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the “conversations.”
Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication.
His wife, Jeeto, had a chat with Preeto (Mrs Banta), her next door neighbour.
“My husband spends his nights calling to owls,” she said. “That`s odd,” the neighbour replied. “So does my husband.”
A big hunter
A big Hunter in a party talking about his hunting career and told, “Yes I used to shoot tigers in Africa.” The listeners protested saying there are no tigers on that continent.
The Hunter replied, “Of course I shot them all.”
Submitted by: Sohela Mahmood
Don’t loose hope
Ek Gadha : Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha : To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.
Pehla Gadha : Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai …
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, “teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga…!” bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon…!!!
