Hai koi jawaab???
A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.
The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, “Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?”
Hai koi jawaab???
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July 10th, 2007 at 8:55 am
this was a nice 1
July 12th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Third Class, bahut fazool, n by the way i dont think that was a joke, kiun k is maiy sirf aik maa ki baizti ki gai hay.OKKKKKK
July 12th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
July 14th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
The woman had / has to check the man before marraige to avoid divorce after marraige…to divide the child…produce one more child and divide two childrens among two ..i.e. one for female and 1 for male…
September 19th, 2007 at 3:25 am
keep it up….gud 1
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:51 pm
kaushal kya aap lawyer hain??????????
March 16th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
this joke is really awsome
June 18th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
o fo log intne emotional kyun ho jate hai jokes padne par ager aise hi react karne hai to saas bahu dekho na
October 12th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
hahahaahh
i like malika coment
yar joke ko joke ke nazar se dekho sahi hay warna K serial ko jakar dekh lo
August 27th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
badhia hain magar thoda ganda hai
July 30th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
O God mujhe to ye samjh mai nhi ata ki joke hasne ke liye hote hai ya Tension create karne ke liye hote hai?????????????????
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:53 pm
that pepsi belongs to you only
June 7th, 2011 at 3:52 pm
nice joke
August 31st, 2011 at 1:10 pm
the pepsi and the child belongs to you
September 1st, 2011 at 8:28 pm
kuch camaj mein nahi aaya
December 13th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
HINDI JOKES
January 3rd, 2012 at 6:32 pm
Here IS The Full Joke
A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.
The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, “Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?”
Hai koi jawaab???
Wife: Judge Sahaab Doodh Mera Bartan Mera Agar Koi Dahin Jmaane Ke Liye Do Boond Dahin Usme Daal De To Dahin Kiska Mera Ki Dahin Daal Ne Wale Ka
Judge to Husband Hai Koi Jawab?
Husband: Judge Sahaab Tywriter Main Paper Maine Daala Button Dba Dba Ke Mehanat Maine Ki Jo Lettre Nikla Wo Mera K Tytwriter Ka
Judge Got Angrey And Say: Bhosdi Ke Agar Tune Letter Haath se Likha Hota Taan Aaj Ye Syapaa Hi Ni Pouna Si
January 19th, 2012 at 8:08 pm
sale kutte kamine maa ki aakh mat kar bakwas!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 19th, 2012 at 2:53 pm
y really awesome jokes