Ajit & robert in cricket match
Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.
Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.
Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.
Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!
Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.
Rabert : Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message.
Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win.
Rabert : Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai?
Ajit : Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!
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July 6th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
fantastic keep it up
February 18th, 2008 at 8:48 am
fine that make good sense
April 16th, 2008 at 6:30 am
Good one.hehe
April 19th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
old one
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Very good, very funny fanstatic
May 28th, 2008 at 1:07 am
Its ok yaar not a new one. Bahut bar suna jaa chuka kai
August 8th, 2008 at 11:04 am
This is a real fact but very nicely described in joke
September 14th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
geat jokes
September 14th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
great jokes
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:07 pm
great jokes
January 29th, 2009 at 3:43 am
nice
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:45 am
This joke was OK BUT i NO ANODER ONE IT IS SO GOOD. OK A RABBIT GOES TO A SHOP AND ASKS FOR CARROT, THAN THE SHOP KEEPER SAYS I DON’T HAVE CARROT come tomorrow. The the next day the rabbit cames back and asks the same thing and then the shopkeper say don’t ask me if I have carrot or not tomorrow because if you do then I will cut your ears with a scisor. So the next day when the rabbit goes to the shop again then he says do you have scisors, the shopkeper says no and the rabbit asks do you have carrot…
Haha ha ha ha WASN’T THAT SO FUNNY…
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:50 am
ok another one one day there were two chidren ones named nobody and the other is named somebody and their dad is named crazy. One day nobody and somebody were fighting so their dad calls the police and says nobody is fighting somebody.Then the police man says are you crazy.NOBODY AND SOMEBODYS DAD SAYS HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME…. THAT WAS SO FUNNY WASN;T IT
May 17th, 2009 at 10:49 am
i like that
September 10th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Grrrrrrrrrrrreat fantastic
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:31 pm
bakwaaaaaaaaaaaaas
March 9th, 2010 at 12:03 am
are aag bhi likt bich mein hi khatam kar diya
May 2nd, 2010 at 9:40 am
Good joke
I have another one
one day Ajit asked Robert to throw a fellow gangster into liquid oxygen.
Robert asked why sir,Ajit exclaimed liquid use Jeene nahin dega aur oxygen use Marne nahin degi
October 21st, 2010 at 1:30 pm
not good
November 22nd, 2010 at 10:23 am
bankasssssss……. ulti aa rhi h……..
November 26th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Arz Krta Hu
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
wah wah
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban
Tere mast mast do nain,mere dil ka le gye chain
December 22nd, 2010 at 8:11 pm
terririst hi banna hai kya aur kuch toh mila nahi hoga
February 6th, 2011 at 11:39 pm
Its shows that how are indian.
The great jock
March 1st, 2011 at 2:37 pm
1 SARDAR PARTY ME KHANA KHA RAHA THA TO USNE PLTE ME TISSU PAPER DEKHA TO SOCHA K YE B KHANE KI CHEEJ H, WO USE KHANE HI WALA THA K TABHI DUSRE SARDAR NE KAHA: OYE KHAI NA FIKKA H…………………..HA……..HA………….HA…..THATS A GOOD JOKE
March 8th, 2011 at 11:53 pm
not 2 much funny…;)
March 24th, 2011 at 6:08 pm
bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakwaaas
May 17th, 2011 at 10:41 am
aur koi joke nai mila tha kya?
May 17th, 2011 at 10:42 am
aur koi joke nai mila tha kya? idiot?
May 17th, 2011 at 10:44 am
idiot,stupid,mental , loooos
May 17th, 2011 at 10:46 am
stupid , mental , loose , idiot
kuch accha sa joke likhna pagal
May 27th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
only a word “LODUU”
June 15th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Santa staring a girl…… Oh wooooow ! what a boobs !!
Banta : ha boobs se yaad aya,BHABHI KAISI HE ??
June 15th, 2011 at 3:19 pm
Santa tens me tha….
Banta : Kya hua yaaar???
Santa :Kya batau yaar…. meri biwi cigarette pine lagi he… Jabi b ghar p jaata huu…. cigarette ke toote ( filter ) pare rehte he
June 30th, 2011 at 8:26 pm
wowwwwwww! nyccc!
July 7th, 2011 at 11:30 am
nice joke but after kidnap what you will do with imran’s wife
August 7th, 2011 at 6:59 pm
it’s avery enteresting joke
August 11th, 2011 at 10:14 pm
not so funny
August 28th, 2011 at 12:54 pm
tattos chuter jokes
September 17th, 2011 at 12:54 pm
jisne yeh joke likha hai uski ma ki……………………………….aarti utaroonga
September 18th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Ok Not Bad
October 12th, 2011 at 11:18 am
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”
The engineer replied, “But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine.”
Then, the lawyer spoke up. “Yes,” he said, “But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”
October 12th, 2011 at 11:20 am
The married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?“
“Yes” she replies, “He’s my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”
“That’s remarkable” the husband replies, “I wouldn’t think anybody could celebrate that long.“
October 12th, 2011 at 11:23 am
One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?
Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.
One: Woh kyun.?
Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…
October 17th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
good but thoooooooooo lose
November 5th, 2011 at 3:56 pm
physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.”
The engineer replied, “But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine.”
Then, the lawyer spoke up. “Yes,” he said, “But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?”
The married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?“
“Yes” she replies, “He’s my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”
“That’s remarkable” the husband replies, “I wouldn’t think anybody could celebrate that long.“
November 11th, 2011 at 7:28 pm
nyc
November 18th, 2011 at 1:45 am
Nice joke
December 19th, 2011 at 10:10 am
best joke yaar plez write more dhamaka jokes
December 24th, 2011 at 12:47 pm
Imran ki behan to bahut…..uska ilaj jarur karwana.
December 25th, 2011 at 8:32 pm
ek din ek kamre ke kabad me ek cuha nach raha tha ki dusra cuha aakar bola ki yaar tum nach kyo rahe ho to pahla cuha bola ki kal rat mere ghar me cori hui hai islie me nach raha tha tab dusra cuha bola ki tumhare ghar me kisne chori ki tab pahla cuha vapas bola ki police walo ne tab dusra cuha vapas bola ki jab tumhare ghar me chori hui tab tum ghar me kya kar rahe the aur jat se pahla cuha vapas bola ki us samay me t.v. dekh raha tha aur us samay police walo ne mere ghar me halla bol diya tha
December 27th, 2011 at 4:43 am
bakwas tha….
January 12th, 2012 at 8:40 am
boooooooooo……
bloody ganjibilli joke…
January 15th, 2012 at 9:41 am
shikha i love you i love you shikha
shikha please love me you are so beautiful
i love you i love youuuuuu
shikhaaaaaa
January 15th, 2012 at 2:55 pm
must joke hai
January 16th, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Ydi asli me wo dono tumhare pas he to me tumhe palty dunga.
January 25th, 2012 at 6:03 am
bs yahi mila salo, gand marao. . G.
April 13th, 2012 at 2:36 pm
nice one
April 18th, 2012 at 5:06 pm
kutto tumhari aisi ki taisi
May 5th, 2012 at 1:18 pm
kapil ne six padaye
May 22nd, 2012 at 11:26 pm
Shikha, xyz se pat jao…