Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men…
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?”
So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day.
(Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!)
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February 5th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
This woman didnt reason, she doesnt the higher you go the cooler it becomes
February 5th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
This woman didnt reason, she doesnt know that the higher you go the cooler it becomes!!!!
June 6th, 2007 at 11:08 am
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December 14th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
awesome joke. Keep it up.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
verry true
April 16th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
SHE WAS SIMPLY SHOPPING WELL.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
THATS THE WAY TO GO, COZ U NEVER KNOW WHAT U ARE BUYING !!
May 11th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
lalch buri bala hai…………………
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:27 am
Mai bhi doosre floor pe magar woh aurat seedhi jalee gayee
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 am
verty true
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:30 pm
greedyness is a bad thing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
FANTASTIC, AWESOME AND COMPLETE TRUTH IN IN.
CARRY ON, SEND MORE REALITY JOKES
DANIEL
August 7th, 2008 at 10:46 am
most Men are of no worth that a woman can choose any one of them
June 12th, 2011 at 8:46 pm
We should know tha Noone can find a perfect thing in this world.But unfortunately our greediness would never be satisfied.
July 6th, 2011 at 12:47 am
lol, It is true women are impossible to please.
July 6th, 2011 at 12:50 am
lol, it is true, women are impossible to please.
January 8th, 2012 at 12:51 am
This earth can fulfill all peoples’ needs; but can’t fill one’s greed.
April 1st, 2015 at 7:24 am
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