New Seat Belt


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Mr Grant Doddington advises that The Global National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.

Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.

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145 Responses to “New Seat Belt”



  1. rinku Says:

    the idea is good i like it

  2. prit Says:

    how mean! nt all women r chatterboxes bt its funny

  3. SIDRA Says:

    LOLZ ITS NICE …..BUT FOR REAL GROWN UP WOMENS LIKE 30-60 YEARS WOMEN …ITS MAKING ME A BIT LAUGH ……..WELL I A GIRL!!!!! HOW CAN I SAY THT HMMMMMMMM WELL YA I AM NOT REAL GROWN UP …(COOL DOWN)

  4. Rukshan Says:

    koool……..not bad…but i think this idea will do…lol

  5. saroj Says:

    chill down…aye man…

  6. NNNNN Says:

    hahahahaha……..
    but the women can open the belt seat and sit well , and even men talk 2 their cell phone 24 hours…….now adays ..
    v nice

  7. meerab Says:

    WHAT A SCIENCE BRAV……………

  8. sadaf Says:

    very nice….good job

  9. rinchen Says:

    Wow its so cooll….i think i should also try one toooo….haha

  10. tsering lama Says:

    Thank you very much. This is a practical and a pragmatic joke for married man. A bachelor should have that band or belt on his eyes.

  11. Richard Says:

    its kool but its very kool

  12. Reena Says:

    very good kool joke keep up !

  13. Lucky Says:

    This is nice way to shut a women’s mouth while driving.

  14. Ali Abbas Says:

    A nice advise by him……..LOLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZ

  15. Pankaj Says:

    very good kool joke keep up !

  16. adnan Says:

    well..iots a nice idea but i ask tht is it possibe anyhow 2 keep WOMEN mouth shut up!!!!!!!
    nce one……. he he he he he he

  17. Shamima Says:

    Hey .. zats not fair… GIRLS , COME ON WE NEED TO PROTEST >>>>>>

  18. suman Says:

    universal truth….

  19. jada Says:

    wowwww dats a very idea keep it up

  20. saad Says:

    hmm not too gud but was o.k.Men also talk too much on mob while driving dats bad and think abt it also

  21. magic Says:

    koooooooooool idea………………^ ^
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  22. ASQ Says:

    Hahahhahah really very funny.

  23. sunitha Says:

    The joke was excellent, but usually when I drive my husbad keeps telling do, this and do that

  24. ash84 Says:

    attiuttam

  25. BILAL MANDIVILI Says:

    GOOOD JOKE IN THIS JOKE DOING A FUNNY OF WOMENS ARE MORE THAN TALKING A MEN

  26. Tripti Says:

    …..tooo gud :)

  27. Shrey Says:

    Gr8 joke!!!!!!!

  28. harry hary Says:

    It is amazing ….and a good comment on that females who always …dispute unreasonably and always be a reason 4 mishap

  29. Sary Says:

    Kya bhai ! Aise jokes se to kya hai aati hai

  30. Shona Says:

    koooooooooooool joke lol i really like it buddy :P

  31. @L! Says:

    its real……….. it should be happen nice i like it lolzzzzzz

  32. ngondi Says:

    It’s not funny and it is chauvinistic…

  33. asad qureshi Says:

    this is absulutely very very very good idea for the safety and the stopage of road accident. implementataion is now required very urgently

  34. Avel San Juan Says:

    This is really nice. I sent this to all my friends and relatives listed in my mailing list. I look forward to receiving more jokes from jokesduniya.com so I can share same to them more often.

    Thanks a lot.

  35. jyoti Says:

    a very innovative idea for helping prevent road accidents but it should be applied to the person who is not driving irrespective of the sex

  36. julius kaonga Says:

    Are passengers only supoosed to use the belt. How about drivers. Nice one. Thanks

  37. Mr Mfuwe Says:

    Excellent belt except passengers will be losing teeth after an impact and will there be a provsion of a breathing tube

  38. santosh Says:

    so…………………………..funny
    wid goooood satire

  39. preetma Says:

    nice one dude…………..

  40. Zahra Says:

    good but i didnt understand it lol

  41. zulfa Says:

    talkative Lady

  42. bimal Says:

    good one.. :P

  43. komal Says:

    areee wahhhhh yeh bahut hi badhiya belt hai 45% isse to 95% tak accident kam hogi.

    good

  44. BOMBARD Says:

    KYA BAT HAY NEW IDEA, BELT NAI BANDH KE GHAR LE JA KE JITNE BAT KARI UTNE KISS BHI MARSAKTE,,,, KYOUN KE DRIVE KE WAQT LADY BAT KARTE RAHI TO DRIVER NAI SO SAKTA DRIVE PAR…..?

    KISS IS THE REWARD FOR THAT ACCDENT SAVING

  45. azuree Says:

    Heey ! Not all femaless talk a lot ! Buht its kinda funny tho

  46. Nunu Says:

    thts not fair even men talk alot on phone daaaaaaa

  47. saba ahmed Says:

    thats not fair.injusticee
    with women why?????????

  48. murari lal pareek Says:

    ha..ha.. aisa hone se sadak hadse band ho jayenge aur gharelu haadse bhi !!!

  49. Ashutosh Says:

    very nice idea….

  50. Aru Says:

    funny :D

  51. karthik Says:

    not toooooooo funny its nice

  52. karthik Says:

    another idea
    we can even shut her eyes ten u can go anywhere u want and do u like

  53. ashfaq Says:

    ok… idea is good but think of sister and mother

  54. Rabia Says:

    Its really very nice & quite
    good idea but have tobe carefull

  55. kunal Says:

    Very nice joke
    ha ha ha

  56. bhaskar Says:

    It is very usefull in long journey

  57. Abhishek Says:

    Great discovery……ha..ha….haaaaaaa

  58. Sanjay Says:

    what an idea sirjiiiiiiiiiiiii

  59. Paripurna_prince Says:

    Car mein dickey nahi hai kya… Phek dete pichwade mein… ha ha ha

  60. priya Says:

    hey dis 1 was good….

  61. RAMSHA Says:

    its was good

  62. ELIJAH Says:

    Whoever came up with this is very creative! That’s very funny.

  63. priyanka Says:

    This is really funny. But my question is that womens are so talkative that they cause an accident.

  64. Rakesh Bathla Says:

    The idea would really avoid so many accidents becoz man always loose concentration due to faltoo chat of ladies!

  65. Ranveer Says:

    This idea quite funny but we have to need understand ladies feelings.We can control accident ourself.we have no right to make fun of ladies.

  66. kuldeep Says:

    THIS IS FACT BUT THIS BELT NOT ONLY FOR GIRLS ALSO SHOULD AVIALABLE FOR BOYS WHO USE THE PHONES WHILE DRIVING.

    BUT FINALLY THIS JOKE MAKE LAUGH SO MUCH.

  67. Avelino Says:

    I appreciate your sending me regularly nice jokes. But this one regarding ‘New Seatbelt’, I have been receiving this repeatedly.

    I look forward to receive more new ones, not ‘one-liner jokes’ but something added in your collection as not having been published in the past.

    Thanks a lot, and more power!

  68. Avelino Says:

    By the way, I will appreciate your sending me jokes only ‘in English’ as I don’t understand most of your jokes from India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka ane etc.

    Thanks again.

  69. sneha Says:

    hay thats not fair

  70. Jasmine Says:

    cooooooooooldeaaaaaaa..

  71. Sheneil Says:

    Hi everyone! Isin’t this joke awesome? <3 I liked and I hope jokes duniya keeps doing the good work. :)

  72. purvika Says:

    it’s really funny .i liked it

  73. purvika Says:

    it’s funny i liked it

  74. swapnil Says:

    but it should be for both becz boy also speak much more then a girl sometime

  75. pari Says:

    YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT BELT ON MAN CAUSE HE IS THE ON DRIVING NOT WOMAN!!! AFTER ALL HE HAS TO CONSIDER THE TRACK RIGHT!!HAHAH

  76. Komal Says:

    Good job

  77. sangita Says:

    nice one

  78. H.Goyal Says:

    Definitely a workable idea.

  79. Kushal Agarwal Says:

    really
    funny !!!!

  80. diya Says:

    very funny…..but for children who don’t do their homework ,I whould advise u to use a “portable” seat belt for their moms so that they can be stuck to achair before they start shouting!!!

    I know,I am a GENIUS….:-)

  81. kumar Shashwat Says:

    the funiest joke i have seened ever

  82. MURARI KUMAR Says:

    very nice please send everyday one joke this type

  83. Faraz Says:

    c’est vrai !!

  84. viki Says:

    great idea…lol

  85. satishsharma Says:

    Realy can avoid the accident? I think joke is funny but not in real life.

  86. satishsharma Says:

    realy good joke but not in real life. Ha …Ha…Ha…
    Satish Sharma

  87. Brij tyagi Says:

    I like it being good joke for a talkie woman. Hea..Hea..hea…..
    Brij Tyagi

  88. vishnu nath gaur Says:

    good idea if she is very talkative type.

  89. priyanshi Says:

    i like dis one gr8 job…..

  90. saavie Says:

    good one………

  91. khokhar Says:

    One of the good ideas to drive safely and tension free. I wish trafic authority
    should check the possibility to introduced such belt in public interest.

  92. manoj Says:

    From where I can buy it

  93. satya Says:

    very good it is a better way to reduce accident rating.

    coooooooool

  94. Venky Says:

    This is very funny and good idea!

  95. diksha Says:

    nice one i <3 it

  96. COOOOOOOL Says:

    soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    coollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  97. Baby Sagar Says:

    very funny i like it

  98. NARINDER Says:

    bhai waah pati ho to aisa

  99. Neha Luthra Says:

    where were they going???????????????????????

  100. RAJ Says:

    THANK U, AAJ ISH BELT KI BAHUT HI JYADA JARURAT HAI. Ha..ha..ha…

  101. Salini Says:

    nice..hehe!!!

  102. unknown Says:

    zbrdast 1…
    very funny…
    keep it up..

  103. Mr. yogi Says:

    GREAT INVANTION LAGE RAHO……..

  104. hoper Says:

    very good joke!!!but but its not real!!

  105. yash Says:

    yes it is very funny & correct also its message to practical use that while time of driving we have to constraint only driving not taking…….

  106. tej Says:

    haha good ones

  107. Hrishika Says:

    not funny at all ttly false

  108. sree Says:

    This is really true

  109. enam/dhaka Says:

    oldie always talked much as her mouth is wrapped but what ’bout the 16 to 24yrs lady wt her lover beside him on the driving seat?

  110. Pankaj tyagi Says:

    Nice idea for less acsident & mind disturb

  111. Shushaanthi Says:

    soo sad of the sweet old lady stupid man kidnaping ha ha ha ha ha

  112. ARVIND Says:

    MOST APPLICABLE

  113. vijay sahni Says:

    realy fantastic

  114. Ankita Says:

    ok excepted………

  115. hahahha Says:

    good

  116. Krishna Says:

    yaar maza nahi aaya
    bakwaas jokes !!!!!

  117. kamal dev thapar Says:

    This is the reality. When the driver is talking to anyone in the vehicle, he is prone to make wrong decisions and result in accidents. The driver should never ever talk to anyone during driving and should only concentrate on his job seriously.

  118. sanam Says:

    Its graettttt!!!!! And true. I’m impressed haaHahhahaha

  119. Reema Says:

    what an idea

  120. sakshi Says:

    the pic is vry funny

  121. sravani Says:

    ROFL(Roll on the floor and laugh)

  122. yo mamma Says:

    imma black person imma kill you

  123. yo mamma Says:

    yo imma yo mamma bitch

  124. darshan Says:

    very funny

  125. jasprit Says:

    nice one. very funny

  126. aman Says:

    its good idea, I will try once.

  127. vatsal Says:

    cute

  128. preeti Says:

    the idea is good i like it

  129. Mohan Says:

    Superb. It must be made obligatory to have this seat belt in the cars.

  130. rupali Says:

    good one….

  131. j k sethi Says:

    i dont have any idea for this.

  132. Arvind Says:

    its not possible because belts are week for that

  133. dilip Says:

    very nice

  134. disha Says:

    hahaha
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    funny…man :)

  135. disha Says:

    HAHAHAHA
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    FUNNY MANN..

  136. archna Says:

    its really funny

  137. gauri ranjan Says:

    oh that was just very exellent!!! actually the eg. is about me. i should be beware of this seatbelt!haan!!!!hahahahahaha!!!!! but that joke ws really very exellent . i should be warning to my mother also.. she does also does so much bachar bachar . hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! i loved the joke!!!!

  138. rehan Says:

    really this will work,,,,wowwwwwww

  139. aana Says:

    i thought something else.. i thought accidents happend coz of beautiful and sexy woman..n dat woman realy shuks.. if they hv sex they will realy die.. so stop people 4m having sex in t car…sex feels gud bt it is bad when driving. and if t woman has big cheast with big tits then there is no way out..so becareful 4m sexy woman..

  140. aana Says:

    show me sex SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex………….i wana hv sex…..somebody plz tell me t sit ,
    my ID is {} if u tell me then i will make u happy too. i hv webcam.. we can hv SEX…

  141. shankar Says:

    superb

  142. mukesh Says:

    hy very good friend

  143. nimi Says:

    good idea sir ji its a 4g idea hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  144. MADHU Says:

    Dats too much,men also talk too much while driving<3

  145. Basmae Says:

    hahahahah very funny

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