New Seat Belt
Mr Grant Doddington advises that The Global National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.
See attached picture…..
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July 17th, 2007 at 2:26 am
the idea is good i like it
July 18th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
how mean! nt all women r chatterboxes bt its funny
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:07 am
LOLZ ITS NICE …..BUT FOR REAL GROWN UP WOMENS LIKE 30-60 YEARS WOMEN …ITS MAKING ME A BIT LAUGH ……..WELL I A GIRL!!!!! HOW CAN I SAY THT HMMMMMMMM WELL YA I AM NOT REAL GROWN UP …(COOL DOWN)
August 4th, 2007 at 1:35 am
koool……..not bad…but i think this idea will do…lol
August 4th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
chill down…aye man…
August 7th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
hahahahaha……..
but the women can open the belt seat and sit well , and even men talk 2 their cell phone 24 hours…….now adays ..
v nice
August 8th, 2007 at 12:28 am
WHAT A SCIENCE BRAV……………
August 13th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
very nice….good job
August 27th, 2007 at 7:43 am
Wow its so cooll….i think i should also try one toooo….haha
August 28th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Thank you very much. This is a practical and a pragmatic joke for married man. A bachelor should have that band or belt on his eyes.
August 30th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
its kool but its very kool
August 30th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
very good kool joke keep up !
September 7th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
This is nice way to shut a women’s mouth while driving.
September 16th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
A nice advise by him……..LOLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZ
September 18th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
very good kool joke keep up !
October 4th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
well..iots a nice idea but i ask tht is it possibe anyhow 2 keep WOMEN mouth shut up!!!!!!!
nce one……. he he he he he he
October 8th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Hey .. zats not fair… GIRLS , COME ON WE NEED TO PROTEST >>>>>>
October 10th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
universal truth….
October 25th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
wowwww dats a very idea keep it up
October 29th, 2007 at 12:33 am
hmm not too gud but was o.k.Men also talk too much on mob while driving dats bad and think abt it also
October 30th, 2007 at 2:26 am
koooooooooool idea………………^ ^
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November 27th, 2007 at 1:14 am
Hahahhahah really very funny.
December 5th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
The joke was excellent, but usually when I drive my husbad keeps telling do, this and do that
December 10th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
attiuttam
December 12th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
GOOOD JOKE IN THIS JOKE DOING A FUNNY OF WOMENS ARE MORE THAN TALKING A MEN
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:45 am
…..tooo gud
January 16th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Gr8 joke!!!!!!!
January 17th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
It is amazing ….and a good comment on that females who always …dispute unreasonably and always be a reason 4 mishap
January 21st, 2008 at 11:08 am
Kya bhai ! Aise jokes se to kya hai aati hai
January 31st, 2008 at 2:26 am
koooooooooooool joke lol i really like it buddy
February 5th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
its real……….. it should be happen nice i like it lolzzzzzz
March 20th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
It’s not funny and it is chauvinistic…
March 21st, 2008 at 7:34 pm
this is absulutely very very very good idea for the safety and the stopage of road accident. implementataion is now required very urgently
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:49 am
This is really nice. I sent this to all my friends and relatives listed in my mailing list. I look forward to receiving more jokes from jokesduniya.com so I can share same to them more often.
Thanks a lot.
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
a very innovative idea for helping prevent road accidents but it should be applied to the person who is not driving irrespective of the sex
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Are passengers only supoosed to use the belt. How about drivers. Nice one. Thanks
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Excellent belt except passengers will be losing teeth after an impact and will there be a provsion of a breathing tube
March 25th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
so…………………………..funny
wid goooood satire
March 31st, 2008 at 5:59 am
nice one dude…………..
September 7th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
good but i didnt understand it lol
October 5th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
talkative Lady
December 12th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
good one..
December 12th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
areee wahhhhh yeh bahut hi badhiya belt hai 45% isse to 95% tak accident kam hogi.
good
December 12th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
KYA BAT HAY NEW IDEA, BELT NAI BANDH KE GHAR LE JA KE JITNE BAT KARI UTNE KISS BHI MARSAKTE,,,, KYOUN KE DRIVE KE WAQT LADY BAT KARTE RAHI TO DRIVER NAI SO SAKTA DRIVE PAR…..?
KISS IS THE REWARD FOR THAT ACCDENT SAVING
December 12th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Heey ! Not all femaless talk a lot ! Buht its kinda funny tho
December 12th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
thts not fair even men talk alot on phone daaaaaaa
December 13th, 2009 at 12:44 am
thats not fair.injusticee
with women why?????????
December 13th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
ha..ha.. aisa hone se sadak hadse band ho jayenge aur gharelu haadse bhi !!!
December 13th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
very nice idea….
December 13th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
funny
December 13th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
not toooooooo funny its nice
December 13th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
another idea
we can even shut her eyes ten u can go anywhere u want and do u like
December 13th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
ok… idea is good but think of sister and mother
December 14th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Its really very nice & quite
good idea but have tobe carefull
December 15th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Very nice joke
ha ha ha
December 17th, 2009 at 11:10 am
It is very usefull in long journey
December 17th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Great discovery……ha..ha….haaaaaaa
December 17th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
what an idea sirjiiiiiiiiiiiii
December 18th, 2009 at 3:12 am
Car mein dickey nahi hai kya… Phek dete pichwade mein… ha ha ha
December 21st, 2009 at 1:46 pm
hey dis 1 was good….
December 24th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
its was good
December 30th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Whoever came up with this is very creative! That’s very funny.
January 3rd, 2010 at 1:07 pm
This is really funny. But my question is that womens are so talkative that they cause an accident.
January 4th, 2010 at 8:24 am
The idea would really avoid so many accidents becoz man always loose concentration due to faltoo chat of ladies!
January 5th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
This idea quite funny but we have to need understand ladies feelings.We can control accident ourself.we have no right to make fun of ladies.
January 5th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
THIS IS FACT BUT THIS BELT NOT ONLY FOR GIRLS ALSO SHOULD AVIALABLE FOR BOYS WHO USE THE PHONES WHILE DRIVING.
BUT FINALLY THIS JOKE MAKE LAUGH SO MUCH.
January 7th, 2010 at 9:53 am
I appreciate your sending me regularly nice jokes. But this one regarding ‘New Seatbelt’, I have been receiving this repeatedly.
I look forward to receive more new ones, not ‘one-liner jokes’ but something added in your collection as not having been published in the past.
Thanks a lot, and more power!
January 7th, 2010 at 9:57 am
By the way, I will appreciate your sending me jokes only ‘in English’ as I don’t understand most of your jokes from India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka ane etc.
Thanks again.
January 8th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
hay thats not fair
January 8th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
cooooooooooldeaaaaaaa..
January 29th, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Hi everyone! Isin’t this joke awesome? <3 I liked and I hope jokes duniya keeps doing the good work.
March 3rd, 2010 at 2:14 pm
it’s really funny .i liked it
March 3rd, 2010 at 2:15 pm
it’s funny i liked it
May 29th, 2010 at 9:21 am
but it should be for both becz boy also speak much more then a girl sometime
June 14th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT BELT ON MAN CAUSE HE IS THE ON DRIVING NOT WOMAN!!! AFTER ALL HE HAS TO CONSIDER THE TRACK RIGHT!!HAHAH
June 22nd, 2010 at 9:34 am
Good job
June 24th, 2010 at 5:34 pm
nice one
June 27th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Definitely a workable idea.
July 6th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
really
funny !!!!
July 12th, 2010 at 12:44 am
very funny…..but for children who don’t do their homework ,I whould advise u to use a “portable” seat belt for their moms so that they can be stuck to achair before they start shouting!!!
I know,I am a GENIUS….:-)
July 13th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
the funiest joke i have seened ever
July 14th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
very nice please send everyday one joke this type
July 15th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
c’est vrai !!
July 26th, 2010 at 8:36 pm
great idea…lol
August 4th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Realy can avoid the accident? I think joke is funny but not in real life.
August 4th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
realy good joke but not in real life. Ha …Ha…Ha…
Satish Sharma
August 4th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
I like it being good joke for a talkie woman. Hea..Hea..hea…..
Brij Tyagi
August 13th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
good idea if she is very talkative type.
August 13th, 2010 at 9:46 pm
i like dis one gr8 job…..
August 30th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
good one………
September 1st, 2010 at 11:09 am
One of the good ideas to drive safely and tension free. I wish trafic authority
should check the possibility to introduced such belt in public interest.
September 19th, 2010 at 2:38 am
From where I can buy it
October 17th, 2010 at 11:56 am
very good it is a better way to reduce accident rating.
coooooooool
October 23rd, 2010 at 8:09 pm
This is very funny and good idea!
November 6th, 2010 at 10:52 am
nice one i <3 it
November 10th, 2010 at 11:31 am
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
coollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
November 18th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
very funny i like it
November 18th, 2010 at 8:14 pm
bhai waah pati ho to aisa
November 20th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
where were they going???????????????????????
November 24th, 2010 at 10:10 am
THANK U, AAJ ISH BELT KI BAHUT HI JYADA JARURAT HAI. Ha..ha..ha…
December 18th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
nice..hehe!!!
December 23rd, 2010 at 7:24 pm
zbrdast 1…
very funny…
keep it up..
December 25th, 2010 at 9:40 am
GREAT INVANTION LAGE RAHO……..
January 11th, 2011 at 7:36 pm
very good joke!!!but but its not real!!
January 12th, 2011 at 2:33 pm
yes it is very funny & correct also its message to practical use that while time of driving we have to constraint only driving not taking…….
January 15th, 2011 at 11:00 am
haha good ones
January 17th, 2011 at 10:23 pm
not funny at all ttly false
February 13th, 2011 at 1:14 pm
This is really true
February 14th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
oldie always talked much as her mouth is wrapped but what ’bout the 16 to 24yrs lady wt her lover beside him on the driving seat?
February 21st, 2011 at 11:53 am
Nice idea for less acsident & mind disturb
March 4th, 2011 at 4:44 pm
soo sad of the sweet old lady stupid man kidnaping ha ha ha ha ha
March 7th, 2011 at 3:40 pm
MOST APPLICABLE
March 14th, 2011 at 5:50 pm
realy fantastic
March 15th, 2011 at 10:45 am
ok excepted………
March 18th, 2011 at 9:02 pm
good
March 21st, 2011 at 5:08 pm
yaar maza nahi aaya
bakwaas jokes !!!!!
March 28th, 2011 at 3:44 pm
This is the reality. When the driver is talking to anyone in the vehicle, he is prone to make wrong decisions and result in accidents. The driver should never ever talk to anyone during driving and should only concentrate on his job seriously.
April 12th, 2011 at 3:26 pm
Its graettttt!!!!! And true. I’m impressed haaHahhahaha
April 15th, 2011 at 4:44 pm
what an idea
April 17th, 2011 at 8:56 pm
the pic is vry funny
April 21st, 2011 at 7:19 pm
ROFL(Roll on the floor and laugh)
April 27th, 2011 at 7:05 pm
imma black person imma kill you
April 27th, 2011 at 7:06 pm
yo imma yo mamma bitch
July 7th, 2011 at 5:39 pm
very funny
July 12th, 2011 at 2:52 pm
nice one. very funny
July 15th, 2011 at 4:32 pm
its good idea, I will try once.
July 17th, 2011 at 2:51 pm
cute
July 31st, 2011 at 1:05 pm
the idea is good i like it
August 16th, 2011 at 11:34 am
Superb. It must be made obligatory to have this seat belt in the cars.
August 23rd, 2011 at 3:47 pm
good one….
September 3rd, 2011 at 2:57 pm
i dont have any idea for this.
September 14th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
its not possible because belts are week for that
September 16th, 2011 at 11:23 am
very nice
September 26th, 2011 at 10:30 pm
hahaha
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funny…man
September 26th, 2011 at 10:31 pm
HAHAHAHA
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FUNNY MANN..
October 3rd, 2011 at 7:02 pm
its really funny
November 10th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
oh that was just very exellent!!! actually the eg. is about me. i should be beware of this seatbelt!haan!!!!hahahahahaha!!!!! but that joke ws really very exellent . i should be warning to my mother also.. she does also does so much bachar bachar . hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! i loved the joke!!!!
November 13th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
really this will work,,,,wowwwwwww
November 19th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
i thought something else.. i thought accidents happend coz of beautiful and sexy woman..n dat woman realy shuks.. if they hv sex they will realy die.. so stop people 4m having sex in t car…sex feels gud bt it is bad when driving. and if t woman has big cheast with big tits then there is no way out..so becareful 4m sexy woman..
November 19th, 2011 at 2:52 pm
show me sex SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex………….i wana hv sex…..somebody plz tell me t sit ,
my ID is {} if u tell me then i will make u happy too. i hv webcam.. we can hv SEX…
December 3rd, 2011 at 11:43 am
superb
February 16th, 2012 at 3:30 pm
hy very good friend
February 23rd, 2012 at 2:41 pm
good idea sir ji its a 4g idea hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
March 15th, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Dats too much,men also talk too much while driving<3
May 14th, 2012 at 3:54 am
hahahahah very funny