Christmas wish!


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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.

At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

Christmas

“I pray for a new bicycle!”
“I pray for a new Nintendo!”
“I pray for a new VCR!”

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.

To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!





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37 Responses to “Christmas wish!”



  1. Divyanshi mangal Says:

    Funny joke

  2. NNNNN Says:

    funny joke……

  3. sadaf Says:

    nice

  4. Ali Abbas Says:

    a nice one………..

  5. magic Says:

    gud jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  6. adam Says:

    really nice one guys. i really like it
    keep it up

  7. BILAL MANDIVILI Says:

    wrong job stupid!!!!

  8. chocolate Says:

    meri behen ne sab se pehle mujhe yeh joke sunaya tha jab mein 6 yr old thi….and now i m 16 itna purana hai….

  9. usman shad Says:

    hmmmmmmmmmmm,
    NICE JJJJJJJOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE,

  10. Munira Says:

    wawwwwwwwwwwwwww

  11. ashish kumar singh Says:

    very funny joke.

  12. khushboo Says:

    funny joke

  13. sneha Says:

    quite funny man
    but its reality

  14. vaishali singh Says:

    love ly crishmas hiiiiiii

  15. shashwathi nbhat Says:

    nice one…

  16. H.Goyal Says:

    a very practical kind of prayer.

  17. tamsil Says:

    lol hhahhah nice joke

  18. vishnu Says:

    Really a true prayer for his requirement

  19. Renu Says:

    toooooooooooooooo
    funny man

  20. neha davgun Says:

    I DON’T LIKE IT SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  21. Isha Says:

    Poor gragma !! haha

  22. vansh pandey Says:

    Wow what a joke . Is he’s grandmother give him the gift of christmas

  23. banu Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    I LIKE THAT NAUGTY BOYS…………

  24. Mr. yogi Says:

    NOT SO FUNNY AVERAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. sam Says:

    the most funnyest joke of my life

  26. himanshu Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha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  27. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I too wish 2 have these things!!!!!!!!

  28. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

    ha ha hee hee ho ho hae hae!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Paramesh Says:

    Soooooooooooo funny……..,

  30. Abdelmoniem Says:

    He is so clever.

  31. mohan Says:

    so funny laughterrrrrrr

  32. gauri ranjan Says:

    it was very crap type of joke

  33. Aakriti Singh Says:

    faltu joke

  34. Priya Sharma Says:

    Achha tha….

  35. zsss Says:

    very dirty joke

  36. Dashine Says:

    this is awsome

  37. Dashine Says:

    this is funny

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