Our dear Santa
Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?”
The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’
‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered
The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower
The Muslim replied : “Chameli”
‘Ha I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman response
The Muslim also got angry but kept quite
The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?’
Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “now clean your ass with that!”
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May 20th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
HA, HA, HA.
December 14th, 2007 at 12:38 am
I loved it. Its the best one yet
March 10th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
santa you are so smart good job………….
March 16th, 2011 at 10:17 pm
Good one. Loved it.
March 19th, 2011 at 6:22 pm
Yessssssssss……….. this is called a joke
August 27th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
wow! one of the smartest one of the santa’s joke. it shows that santa has got his mind. loved it yar
August 27th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
loved it
December 5th, 2011 at 8:09 pm
LOL owned!!! XD