Love never dies
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, “love is blind”.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying, “love never dies”.
Submitted by: Mayank
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February 6th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
very nice message
good
it is reality that love never die & love is blind
February 6th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!its true love is blind that’s why sometimes we r unable 2 recognise some people& their intentions .who said love never dies ,in today’s world this phrase has lost its relevance. i’ve seen in many places an old luv dies with the growth of a new luv
February 6th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
ok
February 8th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
it is true.
February 9th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Was that supposed to be a joke? That was soooo lame. I can only imagine what the other “jokes” are like
February 14th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
dat was kinda funny 4 peepz who believe in luv not 4 real peepz lolxxx hope da person who made it up rites sum ting realistic gud try !!!!!!!
February 28th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Explain very well about today’s love.
March 7th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
This is not true
Real luv is not exist anymore ; although sometimes it’s BLIND !!
March 14th, 2007 at 10:06 am
Love is everything before marriage and nothing after marriage.
Joke is quite good.
March 14th, 2007 at 10:12 am
It is a fact of today”s love
March 14th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Only one word can explain the matter…
B E W A F A……Which is Quite True
March 21st, 2007 at 6:07 pm
reaiiy good & it is true.pyar to khuda ne diya hua thofa hai jo khabhi mit nahi sakta.
March 26th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
that is we should controlle our emotions.
March 29th, 2007 at 12:19 am
a wise decision coz life hein to jahan hein. hah!
March 29th, 2007 at 11:29 am
love is never die but human beings always die coz human beings didn’t know how to use love.
April 2nd, 2007 at 2:01 pm
haaaaaaaaaa! i don,t believe in love pyar vyar sub bakwaas hain.
April 11th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
love is never die but human beings always die coz human beings didn’t know how to use love.
April 16th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Nice Dude
This means that Love is blind
not Man’s mind…
After all Ek gayi to dusri aayegi…
May 5th, 2007 at 12:01 am
a really good joke to full the girls …
May 9th, 2007 at 10:42 am
good
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:36 am
dis joke cud be complied as a gud PJ…….
May 24th, 2007 at 10:33 am
u will say it for tody’s love
May 26th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
hey varun ap ek flirt he so apko nhe pata……
hogya to pata chul jaega
May 26th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
any way jock ak dum super hey
May 31st, 2007 at 8:38 am
Love is blind but after marrige everybodys open eyes
June 16th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
love s not blind only time maks him blind
June 24th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
That’s true but girls are become mere smarter now
July 13th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
I dont believe in love,and pawan has proven my point.No one dies for someone else…………
August 12th, 2007 at 11:33 am
Love is blind so make a decision with your heart not with what u see….
August 18th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
This is true that love is blind.
August 22nd, 2007 at 7:11 pm
if love is blind then y do pplz lyk shrukh, slamn and amir khan dont share there love together as there surname is da same and all three of them act in bollywoord films; like sharukh in khabi khushi khabi gham
salman in muna bhai and amir in fana
September 3rd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
a very funny joke
September 21st, 2007 at 8:08 pm
True love never dies. but no love that is hving no life. so that is alwys dead n live without life. but love is blind he never see wrong/right its see only love, n person hrt.
September 28th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
I joined for funny jokes, there is nothing funny to this joke. this is a nonsense, not a joke.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Love never dies. Love is blind.
Love is like a mountain, hard to climb, but once you get to the top, the view is very beautiful.
October 8th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
really a good one……..its actually not a joke rathar very close to reality……….neways “true love never dies”
October 14th, 2007 at 9:35 am
Edan hi honi aa eh kehda jhooth bolde aa
October 18th, 2007 at 11:40 am
love is always love it never dies. i agree
October 25th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
love never dies
but
lover …?
November 7th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Love is only a feeling to reslise the importance of some one in life
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:14 pm
they r practical love birds,huh!!
November 30th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Do u think it can happen in real life??That’s why it’s named as a joke but a silly one….
December 6th, 2007 at 11:56 am
It is fact of todays love anyway nice joke.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:35 am
its simply tit for tat
December 12th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
of course a truth
bt not a joke mmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 8th, 2008 at 11:22 am
good
January 16th, 2008 at 11:14 am
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, “love is blind”.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying, “love never dies”.
February 20th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
ladkiyan hamesha bewafa hoti hai….
February 20th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
shayad usko dusra ladka milgaya hoga tabhi use hawa me akela chod diya, aise hi ladke badalti hai yeh ladkiyan samjhe..
March 18th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Do u think it can happen in real life??That’s why it’s named as a joke but a silly one….
March 18th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, “love is blind”.
March 21st, 2008 at 7:31 pm
hey yaar acha hi tha problem nahi hai bas yeh to jhuut hey ki love never dies kyunki aaj ki duniya mein aisa bilkul bhi nahi hai magar wo sahi hai ki love is blind
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:01 pm
dosto sacha pyar sirf God se karna chaye
March 31st, 2008 at 12:52 pm
sache pyaar ki ek hi kahani hai,
ladke ko hamesha tokar hi khani hai,
ladki rothe to ladke ko hi manana hai,
kyonki yaar ye kudiyo ka zamana hai.
pyaar kuch nahi hota,
bas ek hasin dokha hai,
kyonki aaj ka samaj zism ka bhookha hai.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
ha ha ha love never dies
April 11th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
its true love never dies but for me iam falling in love!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
yes
May 13th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
girls ko fool banane ka best idea
June 10th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
SO TEENA DO U WANNA LOVE
GIVE ATRY AND U WILL EX……..
THE FACT
August 22nd, 2009 at 11:50 pm
ok nice message keep it up
August 24th, 2009 at 10:29 am
simple superb
August 25th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Great!!!!!!!!!!
August 31st, 2009 at 12:06 pm
this is super….. i like it
September 4th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
the blind one will die…….. got it?
September 4th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
of course love never dies, but it can be fall down badly if u dont have right parachuite!
September 7th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
mother gives life. friend help to live the life. then wy we spend it bicous of love.???????????????????/
September 9th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
tank’s jokes dunia i want more more funny @ Lovely SMS
September 9th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
BOLTI HAI DOSTI CHUP REHTA HAI PYAR
HASATI HAI DOSTI RULATA HAI PYAR
MILATI HAI DOSTO JUDA KERTA HAI PYAR
PHIR B DOSTI CHOR KER Q LOG KERTY HAI PYAR
September 13th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
it’ realy nice Dude .
But true love never die After Man die Bcoz if your love is true you can’t forget.
but first of all there is need how much u blieve on u;r lover .
And my all of fr’dlove is
((((((( God gift ))))))))))
September 15th, 2009 at 7:27 am
I think its true never trust a women they can ditch u anytime so beware.
September 17th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Yes it’s true…..lovers may die but their love never…..
September 17th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
true…..lovers may die but love never…..
September 18th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
nothing to say today next time
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:38 am
yaar boht Achaaa
October 18th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Really love never dies i have fallen in love i have the experience and still it had not died
December 13th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
i liked this very much….
January 17th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
girls are really clever
February 3rd, 2010 at 3:34 pm
its a dumb 1!
February 15th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
i dont understand it
February 27th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
it’s realy rue
March 12th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I THINK THIS THOUGHT IS CORRECT FOR EVERYONE
March 15th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Bahu achcha hai lekin shaadi ka ladoo khane ke baad hi sab pata lagta hai.anyway good.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:44 am
k correct love never dies
April 10th, 2010 at 10:00 am
it is true that “love is life” life alwayes start with love.
April 25th, 2010 at 11:15 am
I read d comment of simran at sl. no79 dated 15th feb today only. Simran it is just simple 2 understand both were not d true lover. when d girl saw he is going 2 die she changed her plan & said love is blind. in d other hand boy jumped but was prepared 2 save his life by using parachut. this is d fact of d life. every one is cheating his/her partner. gone are d days of Heer/Ranjha, Laila/Majnu.
April 26th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
I m agree with maryam that varun is flirt n joke is ok
May 14th, 2010 at 6:35 am
the frequency of sending jokes need to be twice or thrice a week atleast.
May 19th, 2010 at 8:53 am
Kitna mast example hai for-love is blind and love naver dies…..
June 8th, 2010 at 10:14 am
BILKUL THIK HAI REAL ME AISA HOTA HI HAI.
July 11th, 2010 at 10:04 am
smart boy.
July 21st, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Fantastic!
July 22nd, 2010 at 10:01 am
Girls are the one who always ditches on the name of emotional attyachar
July 23rd, 2010 at 2:48 pm
thik thak tha
July 23rd, 2010 at 2:48 pm
looks good
August 28th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
perfect dialogue
August 30th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
It realy nice joke butI dont believe in love,
September 3rd, 2010 at 5:31 pm
its really a nice joke.
October 11th, 2010 at 10:00 am
sexy joke,fucking girl
October 20th, 2010 at 10:40 am
I love these quotes about love….
October 25th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
November 8th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
really its a true fact love neva dies……
December 30th, 2010 at 5:14 am
so true
January 19th, 2011 at 12:38 pm
pyar koi khel nahi (bhikhario ke jaisa ANDHA AUR BAHRA)…………
Ye to ek khushbu hai jo sadiyo se baha karti hai………..
pyar ko pyar hi rahne do ise koi naam (andha bahra)na do.
January 26th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
sachhe dil wale to boys hote hai ladkiya to sirf majak or mastami me belive karati hai.
January 29th, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Its very correct and true as of todays situation.
March 14th, 2011 at 10:50 am
its very funny……. but all are not like that…..
March 19th, 2011 at 6:08 pm
pehle lagta tha ki sacha pyaar aur sacha pyaar karne waale ab nahi rahe, par ab aisa bilkul nahi lagta, kyunki sacha pyaar aaj bhi zinda hai, is dikhaawe ki aur matlabi duniya mein………
April 2nd, 2011 at 4:31 pm
nice,luv is blind!i dont think so
April 2nd, 2011 at 6:33 pm
yes, love is blind, but i’ll also say that true love really exists, it is not finished. i have many proves for my lines.
April 18th, 2011 at 3:04 pm
FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 22nd, 2011 at 2:43 pm
love is
never blind
May 6th, 2011 at 2:25 am
ha ha ha nice jk
May 9th, 2011 at 7:00 am
3 years ago my girlfriend died.i love her very much more than my life but i am loving her today and i will love her for my entire life.its my real story.so i can say that love never dies
May 21st, 2011 at 12:38 pm
It,s a realy nice one, but not like a real life,..
June 5th, 2011 at 11:55 am
humar ha.
July 9th, 2011 at 3:53 pm
its a universal truth
July 26th, 2011 at 7:46 am
vrey……………good.
July 31st, 2011 at 4:08 pm
gud….:)
August 16th, 2011 at 6:11 pm
that’s good!!!!!
woweeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
August 23rd, 2011 at 3:13 pm
“ANJAM-E-MUHABBAT”
1) Parwana shama k roe anwr ko chumane k liye age badha aur Jal k khak me mil gya…
2)Chand k chandni chakor ko kashish-e-asman ki trf le udi, lekin wo udte hue bejan ho kr zamain par gir pada…
3) Bulbul Gulab se milne k liye jhuki lekn kanta iskadar dil me chub gya,aur bulbul ko tadapne ki muhlat tk na di…
(A Questin 4 all of u)
Kya muhbt ka anjam sirf maut he hai?
REPLY mSt plz, It’s a polling
(me wait 4 ur answr)
August 23rd, 2011 at 3:17 pm
“KYON”
Chalo hum maan letey hain
Ye dunya jhoot kehti hy
Tumhain hum se nahi ulfat..
Chalo hUm maan leteY hain..
Tumhari beqarari ki
wajah kuch or hi ho gi
Nigahen mujh se miltey he
Tumhare muskurane ka
Sabab kuch or he ho ga
jisay kam feham logon ne
Mohabbat naam de dala!
Magar itna bata do tum
Bichhartey waqt jan e jaan.!
Palat ker dekh k hum ko
Tumhari jheel si aankhen
Chhalakti ja rahi thin
kyon?
nice Job but dis is not a joke for me
August 23rd, 2011 at 3:32 pm
“KYON”
Chalo hum maan letey hain
Ye dunya jhoot kehti hy
Tumhain hum se nahi ulfat..
Chalo hUm maan leteY hain..
Tumhari beqarari ki
wajah kuch or hi ho gi
Nigahen mujh se miltey he
Tumhare muskurane ka
Sabab kuch or he ho ga
jisay kam feham logon ne
Mohabbat naam de dala!
Magar itna bata do tum
Bichhartey waqt jan e jaan.!
Palat ker dekh k hum ko
Tumhari jheel si aankhen
Chhalakti ja rahi thin
kyon?
nice Job but dis is not a joke for me
August 23rd, 2011 at 3:44 pm
bina maut ke love ka matlab hi nahin hai..
kisi love story mein happy ending nahin hai .. be it a romeo julit, heer ranjha, soni mahiwal, salim anar kali… can any body tell me any love story without a sad ending ??
let me know at rajesh . parwal @ gmail . com
November 25th, 2011 at 1:22 pm
first enemy for romeo juliette
December 24th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
its true that love is blind but its truth that love never die
hey guys
January 7th, 2012 at 11:40 pm
it just made me smile
January 17th, 2012 at 10:18 am
ye pyaar k bich mein, kambakth psuit kaha se aya????? ha ha …………
rajesh bhai, app v na, hasne k bhad khun history parega???????????????
January 18th, 2012 at 10:19 pm
your jokes do not make me laugh at all please send m the most best jokes please !!
March 10th, 2012 at 4:10 pm
its true guys