God is watching « Jokes Duniya

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

“Take only ONE. God is watching.”

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Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note:

“Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

vikas Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
nice joke. bachcha hoshiyar hai.
kkk Says:
September 23rd, 2010 at 4:55 pm
goood
interesting
niharika Says:
February 18th, 2011 at 6:48 pm
cool cool cool cool cool cool yaar this boy is very intellegent
floremie francisco Says:
June 13th, 2011 at 10:34 am
haha… nice joke… good.
pragnya Says:
January 1st, 2012 at 4:19 pm
nice joke.god will be wacthing both of them apples,and chocolate chip cookie right guys.
Florina Jasmin Says:
January 28th, 2012 at 5:27 pm
It wz a very gud joke
thnx to writer

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