Meaning of signs
Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye to khana free.
Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
A traffic slogan:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough
or else they never will be.
THE BEST ONE:
Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
- Indian Armed Forces
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February 2nd, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Har waqt khuda se bas yahi phriyad karte he
Use Khush rakna jise hum yaad karte he
February 2nd, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Dosti mei aazmaish hoti hai,dil mei milne ki khwahish hoti hai.
Aapko hum yaad nahi karenge har pal,yaad unhe karte hai jinhe bhulane ki gunjaaish hoti hai…..
February 2nd, 2007 at 2:35 pm
dil ke riste ka koi naam nahi hota .har raste ka koi mukam nahi hota.
Agar nibhane ki chahat ho dono taraf, kasam se koi rista nakam nahi hota…
February 6th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
TOO GOOD
February 6th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
very funny….especially the last one !!!!!!!!!
February 8th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
nice
February 15th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
too goood
February 28th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
very nice, keep it…
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:07 pm
good one
July 4th, 2007 at 5:05 am
ohhhh god crackinnn jokess….mein faut ho gaye uper say msg kar rhe hooon
February 17th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
very very very funny
! good job
April 12th, 2008 at 12:24 am
Very very Funny !!!!!!
Just love it!
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Very good joke, keep it again & again.
June 13th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
last one toooooooooooo good
April 25th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Really nice. I salute the thought behind these jokes.
August 7th, 2009 at 8:59 am
very very nice
December 19th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Indian army’s is very inspirable.
June 7th, 2010 at 12:56 am
the best are the grnd mother one and the the salon one they are funny nd very true.
June 15th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Army slogan is best
December 15th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Good one keep it up!
January 9th, 2011 at 12:12 am
haad hai ke intezaar ki haad bhi gujar gayi, deedar e husn yaar ki hasrat nahi rahi, vaada kiya tha aapne aaogi ek din , us vaade ki yaad me jawani gujar gayi
March 6th, 2011 at 10:44 am
subhan allha
August 19th, 2011 at 2:39 pm
excellent 1
September 8th, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Let civilians be part of this meeting so that responsibility is equally defined and there is no impunity for terrorists.
November 2nd, 2011 at 7:29 pm
ajj patta chal hai ki thully ko massage padne atta hai
January 13th, 2012 at 6:32 pm
Good one
November 3rd, 2014 at 6:58 pm
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