Bade ho kar kya banoge


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Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.





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283 Responses to “Bade ho kar kya banoge”



  1. isha Says:

    it’s a joke

    you will be thrashed out to laugh

  2. Navneet Kaur Says:

    nice 1…dude………….<3

  3. seema Says:

    its very very funny joke so niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  4. diddi Says:

    nice joke,,,,

  5. diddi Says:

    very funny joke

  6. Nick,Nikhil Says:

    I like this Joke of shadi,It was fantastic And very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very,very funny.So nice

  7. Nick. Says:

    I Not Like this,because shadi is not a game

  8. seemin Says:

    IT WAS VERY NICE JOKES AND FUNNY TOKES IT WAS VERY NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  9. seemin Says:

    IT WAS VERY NICE JOKES I LIKE JOKES VERY MUCH

  10. s.das Says:

    verry naice jokes and better jokes

  11. meera rai Says:

    very funni joke

  12. manas Says:

    this joke was the best joke ever

  13. Rajnish Says:

    Gajab

  14. kartik Says:

    joke r every time cool time pass

  15. amit Says:

    cool joke’s

  16. Aatif Says:

    hi

  17. Rajeev kumar Says:

    I Want This Type OF jokes PLS Sent my
    E-mail id .ok

  18. nvkln Says:

    joke is nice,
    but not completed.

  19. biswajit Says:

    really interasting

  20. Patel sohel mohmad Says:

    Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha liya.

    Biwi kya guruji ne romance krne ko kaha hy

    pappu nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.

  21. omkar ykool Says:

    nice but not practical

  22. nawal haque Says:

    too hilarious……. so good……

  23. amrat Says:

    lmaooo….awsome joke

  24. omprakash Says:

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  25. Amit rathor Says:

    It’s a funny joke n creative work thanks for giving me smile.

  26. Alfisha Ahmed. Says:

    heyyyyyyyyyy it was a very
    funny joke.

  27. ilhaam Says:

    good joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. pannu Says:

    its very naughtyyyyyyyyy…..

  29. santosh kmar bairwa Says:

    very beautiful joke

  30. resham gupta Says:

    nice joke,,,

  31. poonam patwa Says:

    It’s very very nice joke……
    because LAUGH IS GOOD HEALTH.

  32. Shivkumari varma Says:

    It’s very nice but correct in our life……..

  33. virendar chauhan Says:

    very nice joke

  34. tanuj Says:

    how r u

  35. abhishek shukla Says:

    like this

  36. Aisha Says:

    Nice joke…..but somehow I didn’t feel like laughing on it.It feels incompete.

  37. laxmi Says:

    Sachin tum ese hi joke banaya karo good job……..

  38. Dinker Says:

    sachin , your thinking is very funny

  39. unnati Says:

    very nice jokes

  40. killer Says:

    it was not so good lyk da other jokes

  41. roshni Says:

    ghatiya joke tha sala

  42. khushnuma Says:

    ya the joke are very good if somebody say tum bade ho kar kya bonoge to bolna shaadi karega kyunki yaar shaadi to sab karege girl ho ya boys

  43. navneet kaur Says:

    this is what v say “a joke”!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

  44. Sajan Says:

    Lagta he sachin ka hi answer he

  45. Harsimran Singh Says:

    Good joke but a little older

  46. navneet kaur Says:

    :) :0 :-) :) :-)

  47. lover boy Says:

    <3 :( :)

  48. lover boy Says:

    that was me :)

  49. Harsimran Singh Says:

    3 star

  50. aman Says:

    It was nice joke.
    i like it

  51. jane Says:

    dont understand this language. print again in english

  52. jane Says:

    i dont understand this language. send again in english

  53. pammy jha Says:

    very nice jocke
    I like it .you are too good.

  54. ankush Says:

    mast joke hai .

  55. amit Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  56. shivasankari.k Says:

    IT VERY NICE JOKES AND I LIKE THIS JOKES VERY MUCH ITS A VERY FANTASTIC JOKES

  57. abhay singh Says:

    i like it vrey much.my girl friend also like it.

  58. brijesh patel Says:

    average

  59. aman Says:

    this was funny…………

  60. Pramod Says:

    It was nice joke

  61. don Says:

    purana ho gaya ku6 naya lavo to mane

  62. gajanan Says:

    i proud of u

  63. gajanan Says:

    Q) kombadi egges ka de dete?
    ->

  64. nitesh Says:

    it is a very interesting jokes i like it so muc

  65. ojasvita## Says:

    ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJ AAYA HAHAHAHA…

  66. laraib Says:

    nice and funny jokes

  67. Sarita Says:

    Absolutely hilarious – good one.

  68. shubham Says:

    WONDERFULL ONE ………….
    KEEP IT UP

  69. Gaurav Garg Says:

    nic joke bachhe ho to ase…frm ganganagar7568164083

  70. secret crush { of gaurav} Says:

    i ‘ll call u gaurav…..
    @ 7568164083……..
    by the way nyc joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  71. Kaur Says:

    nyc 1

  72. Kaur Says:

    nnnyyyccc 111

  73. Mandeep((Nirjra)) Says:

    its so much funny joke i like it ========
    ””””””””””””””””””””’

  74. Tasneem Says:

    The joke was fantastic i liked it very much

  75. surendra saini Says:

    it’s very funny and very very nice

  76. janetn domingo Says:

    is anyone translate in english…

  77. RAJAT Says:

    so……funny

  78. Mansi Says:

    its really a nice one….!!!!!!

  79. laraib syed Says:

    nice

  80. laraib syed Says Says:

    hilarious man……………….i posted it on ffacebook…………………..and the reviews were fabulous…………………….thnx sachin…..love u dear……….as a frnd i mean……………….kiss u dear……………as a frnd i mean

  81. BIKASH SHAW Says:

    VERY FUNNY JOKE

  82. Mubaracali Haiderali Says:

    very good and very funny i really enjoy it keep it up thanks

  83. AQIB Says:

    NICE MAN THIS CALL A JOKE

  84. sanje Says:

    agar tum apne liye ladki donde rahe ho to mere liye bhi dondo

  85. kirti Says:

    nice joke

  86. sushmita Says:

    teacher:tum desh ko kiya doiga!
    student:genration

  87. Vansh Says:

    bbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttt fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy joke tha!

  88. satyendra Says:

    mast likhte ho yaar…………take it as your profession………….joking yaar…………..

  89. @*(!! :) ^*& Says:

    it was the most funny joke i ‘ve ever heard :) …………………
    :D …….plzz cotinnue writing……
    …………… :P ………………………………best of luck for other jokes…. ;P ………………………………………………. ;)

  90. @*(!! :) ^*& Says:

    :) :D ;) :P ;)

  91. @*(!! :) ^*& Says:

    :P

  92. @*(!! :) ^*& Says:

    best of luck..!! :P

  93. Vishal Saxena Says:

    Very sweet joke

  94. shail Says:

    it shows a typical mentality of a typical indian brain…very …very cute … &..funny joke…carry on…

  95. jania Says:

    :P

  96. jania Says:

    hmm..i did dis to complete the century of jokes….

  97. jania Says:

    :) :D :P ;)

  98. bindu Says:

    thek thak hi hai

  99. kalpesh pandya Says:

    may bhi isme select hona cahtahu

  100. prakash Says:

    its nice, not too much

  101. 007 Says:

    Too good it shows what level of craze in indian boy to get married.
    Jinhe pasand nahi aya unke liye its a joke yaar take it easy bachche ki jaan loge kya.

  102. anoop kumar Says:

    its right also but be more for all

  103. Sheetal Chauhan Says:

    Nice Joke, lol

  104. raghuvir Says:

    gandu

  105. subhan sayed Says:

    best joke and loudly funny

  106. ranjeeta pathak Says:

    nice joke it’s very funny jock

  107. Victory Vyankatesh Says:

    “VERY NICE FUNNY” I LIKE IT FUNNY JOKES
    & ALSO LIKE MY FRIENDS

  108. vedant Says:

    nice shaadi joke

  109. mohit sharma Says:

    hiiiii

  110. mohit sharma Says:

    jiiiii

  111. siddhi rupa Says:

    verrrryyyyyyy interesting

  112. niharika Says:

    cool $nice jokes nd please keep sending more jokes on this email any type of jokes

  113. sreya gupta Says:

    very nice and very funny

  114. Ankit verma Says:

    nice

  115. Srushti Deshmukh Says:

    Gooddddd joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

  116. priyanka Says:

    thank you sachin aaj sirf tum ne muje hi nahi mere rute huaa boyfriend ko bi hasadiya……..thank you so much.

  117. Says:

    sachin sir badiya joke hhhh

  118. pratap Says:

    sadi koi khal nahi hai

  119. sonal singh Says:

    it is very laughing jokes

  120. sara Says:

    …nice…….really nice

  121. jayvir Says:

    it is nice???????????????????????????

  122. khachar Says:

    laughf pls……….

  123. shamim Says:

    kitni bhi taarif karoon kum hai

  124. shamim Says:

    :) :) :) :) :)

  125. shamim Says:

    :D ;) :O

  126. uday signh Says:

    this is nice joke dud.

  127. Shoaib malik Says:

    Decent joke yaar

  128. bhupen sarma Says:

    what a nice joke ,, sirji

  129. vikram Says:

    hs kr pgl ho gya mst jogs hai.

  130. RAHUL PATLEY Says:

    ITS VERY FUNNY

  131. deepak Says:

    very old jock.

  132. deepak sanap Says:

    it is the very good joke.

  133. Quinn Says:

    nice joke but i have heard it before in comedy ka daily soap

  134. Raj Says:

    ..hey nyc joke yar……wel i dn’t think dat raghuvir should hav syd dandu 2 sachin dat rude u SON OF A BITCH

  135. Sonia Says:

    very bad joke

  136. sweety Says:

    WOW
    HA.HA.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA……….
    Soniya is very foolish

  137. jitendra Says:

    very ignagible joke

  138. hamza Says:

    very very faunny

  139. NEHA Says:

    kya pakao joke tha…………………
    bahut bhayanak tarike se pakaya…. agli baar accha joke plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  140. NEHA Says:

    isase accha jokes toh bacche maar lete hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nonsense!

  141. f Says:

    Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
    Student: Ji shaadi.

    Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
    Student: Ji dulha.

    Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
    Student: Ji DULHAN.
    Submitted by: deepanshu

  142. f Says:

    Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
    Student: Ji shaadi.

    Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
    Student: Ji dulha.

    Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
    Student: Ji DULHAN

  143. sagar Says:

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  144. sunita Says:

    kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

  145. sunita Says:

    kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai

  146. sunita Says:

    SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day…

  147. DEEPAK Says:

    donon jahan teri mohabbat mein har ke
    woh ja raha hai koi shab gham guzar ke
    weeran hai mae-kada khum-o-sagar udas hain
    tum kiya gaye ke rooth gaye din bahar ke
    ik fursat gunah mili woh bhi char din
    dekhe hain hum ne hausle parwardigar ke
    dunya ne teri yaad se be-gana kerdiya
    tughe se bhi dil-fareb hain gham rozgar ke By Luqman shah

  148. DEEPAK Says:

    Bade ho kar kya banoge « Jokes Duniya

  149. DEEPAK Says:

    HAPPY DIWALI ””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””GOOD MORNING SUNNY VERMA

  150. SUNNY Says:

    I HOPE YOU READ MY COMMENT

  151. SUNNY Says:

    Sheetal Chauhan GOOD MORNING

  152. SUNNY Says:

    priyanka HAVE NICE DAY

  153. SUNNY Says:

    NEHA you are my friend

  154. SUNNY Says:

    Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara…. only for you NEHA

  155. al Says:

    Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara…. only for you NEHA

  156. raj Says:

    Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
    “Oye why are you sad?”
    To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”
    His friend ask hims…“How?”
    Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
    His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”
    Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”

  157. raj Says:

    Hind teacher ne Santa Banta students ko ped par ulte latakne ki saza di.
    Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

    Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya ?

    Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

  158. f Says:

    Hind teacher ne Santa Banta students ko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
    Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

    Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya ?

    Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

  159. f Says:

    Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

    ” Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”

    Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

    Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

  160. sunna Says:

    Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

    ” Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 daba
    ye.”

    Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

    Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

  161. aditya hiwrale Says:

    hey i like it niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  162. aditya hiwrale sunna Says:

    joke

    mere school jane ka time 6:00am se

    3:15pm tak or tution ka time

    3:30pm se 6:30pm tak or computer

    class 7:00pm se 9:00pm tak to khana peena , computer chalana ,t.v. dekhna ,homework karna,khelna mera KAB HOGA ???????????????????????????????

  163. ajay kumar Says:

    what a lovely joke

  164. ajay kumar Says:

    i like sardarji marriage beuro

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  166. priyanka Says:

    nice joke ha ha ha

  167. dhwani Says:

    very funny ha ha ha ha…………………

  168. sahil lamba Says:

    very nice joke i really likes all the jokes…

  169. NEHA Says:

    plz stop writing messegases to ur friends here sms ke paise nahi hai kya…………………….?tum log toh navjot singh siddhu se bhi bure nikle. aise jokes par haas diya,shame on you people.popat joke tha

  170. NEHA Says:

    tera paisa mangne ka drama kisi reality show ka bakwas publicity stunt lag raha hai……………

  171. Sandeep Says:

    A`re koi bhool se bhi paise mat dena, agar das log bhi rupye dal denge to sukh samraddi uske pas ayegi jiske pas paisa jayega

  172. PAPU KALANI Says:

    MADE IN ULHASNAGAR JOCKS

  173. PAPU KALANI Says:

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  174. PAPU KALANI Says:

    SHAME SHAME RAM GHANDU

  175. AMITAB BACHAN Says:

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  176. AMIT Says:

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    TO TERE WIFE K NUDE FOTOS BECHO

  177. shee Says:

    hahahah hhhhahahahahahahahahahaahaha

  178. sheetal[nikita] Says:

    pagal baccha abhi se sochata hai

  179. ravish Says:

    so nice yr…

  180. Muskan Says:

    i heard this joke before also it is very funny haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  181. amit Says:

    hiiiiiiiiiiiii

  182. kriti Says:

    I’ve heard lots of jokes like them
    but this was more nice
    next time you can write more bigger

  183. Vraj Dedhia Says:

    Insaan

  184. sujit Says:

    its purely true in our life
    so don’t take in easy or lightly…..

  185. gaurit Says:

    this is nice joke carry on

  186. sindhu Says:

    it’s really funny………

  187. tanu Says:

    Nice jokes.

  188. asif says Says:

    very nice joke

  189. asif says Says:

    very nice joke. i enjoy

  190. madhavi Says:

    it was absolutely a funny joke.i loved this joke

  191. Disha Says:

    is it a joke?

  192. Isma Says:

    accha joke hai but
    maine sun rakha hai

  193. harendra Says:

    i liked this jokes

  194. NIKITHA RAO Says:

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  195. s r p Says:

    Ravan sita ka APHARAN karne ke liye aaya tha.Sita ne Ram ko Phone karke kaha “Ravan muje sycle pe lene aaya he.”Ram ne kaha “Don’t worry,use double sit nahi aati.”

  196. Culbul pande Says:

    Haa haa haa………..,:-):-> very nice

  197. Rahman Khan Says:

    its very funny

  198. kashish Says:

    it is very esha

  199. jyoti Says:

    nice joke

  200. ritu singh Says:

    who write this joke he/she is dufur,nonsense,stupid

  201. Ashok Kumar Says:

    He might be in hurry to get married. Nice joke.

  202. meena Says:

    Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
    Student: Ji shaadi.

    Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
    Student: Ji dulha.

    Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
    Student: Ji DULHAN.

  203. shikhjesmin Says:

    very nice like him.

  204. aaryan Says:

    sooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice

  205. Nupur Says:

    nice one.i mean coooooool!

  206. munaf Says:

    abe apna futuer abhise barabad karneki soch raha he………?

  207. ameya says Says:

    a fantastic joke

  208. Rohit Saraswat Says:

    wohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  209. shubham gupta Says:

    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  210. lucky babez Says:

    nice jokes …..jokes ki duniya haseen hai ju hasana janti hoooo

  211. manish sharma Says:

    what a full to fatak joke.

  212. sameera shaik Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah………………
    it is very nice joke i like it
    super fatak joke yaarrrrrrrrrrr

  213. arjun Says:

    sale

  214. jaish Says:

    EK DUM MAST YEAR, tell me it,s you

  215. prabhanshu Says:

    dulhan hansil karke kya karoge

  216. kaliya\'s world Says:

    the 1 who lyk dis kind of jokes r jus so boring n themselves are a big joke

  217. MAYANK KAUSHIK Says:

    KYA JOKE HAI FULLTOO LALUA

  218. Mukesh Says:

    vry nice jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  219. FALKEN Says:

    GOOD NOT6 BETTER BET

  220. deiil Says:

    outstanding joke hai yaar

  221. sagar Says:

    asss joke yaarrr

  222. zahir khan Says:

    mera autograph iske kisko chahia

  223. chitranjan Says:

    abe itne comment mat kikho

  224. sunil Says:

    HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  225. JITENDRA Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

  226. JITENDRA Says:

    MADARCHOD JOKE H

  227. Abhinav Vishwakarma Says:

    mast hai yr

  228. jagdish patel Says:

    i think yeh joke very funny hai. ise har freind ko forward karna chaiye.

  229. jagdish patel Says:

    sex jok

  230. Udaipur Ka Dada To Nimuch Ka Don Pintu Says:

    yah jok jisne bhi likha hai usse mujhe baat karwana. mera number hai yah

    O K thanks

  231. manvendar bhati Says:

    sexy chodi joke

  232. ganju bhai paan waala.............................................. Says:

    ari isme to paan jaisa kuch he yeh to maira land wo waala hai me apni girlfriend ko chodunga bada mazaa aaiaga wo pilaa wala ah ah meri girl friend ko dard hoga.aur mujhe mazaa aaiaga

  233. mannat Says:

    bar suna hua hai and this is very boring joke sachin

  234. kajal Says:

    its boring bahut bar suna hai

  235. Khemraj Says:

    Very Funy Jokes.

  236. nirav sing Says:

    Wife: Why are you waiting here?

    Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!

    Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!

    Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta hai

  237. nirav sing Says:

    Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi
    thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya
    tha.

  238. gauravgupta Says:

    are i cant understand

  239. Parusha Shridhar Says:

    1:who is this amitab..so dirty language he had used@@@###$$$%%%
    2:the joke was vry nice & even the other 1s

  240. nitesh nagda Says:

    so. sweet,very beautiful and vrey nice

  241. priyanshu Says:

    very good

  242. Ramesh beniwal Says:

    nice …..

  243. fazil Says:

    tere maa ki ankh

  244. nirmal kumar das Says:

    Morning time a cup of hot hello,
    A plate of crispy wishes,
    A spoon of sweet smiles &
    A slice of great success specially for u‚¦
    Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!
    “Good Morning‚

  245. rahul maheshwari Says:

    nice yr nice joke…….

  246. gaurav aagal Says:

    lavda h madher chod

  247. desi boy Says:

    nice one… Plz frnds don’t use dirty language!

  248. yogesh srivastava Says:

    sooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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  250. Divyansh Garg Says:

    4 Freinds-Divyansh,Suraj,Abhay aur Vikas
    Unhone ek din petrol pump khola
    1 bhi customer nahi aya. Kyu ?
    Kyoki petrol pump 1st floor pe tha
    Fir unhone ek hotel khola
    ek bhi customer nahi aya kyoki divyansh ne petrol pump ka board nahi hataya tha.
    fir unhone ek taxi li .ek bhi savari nahi ayi. Kyo-kyoki do age baith gaye aur do piche.
    Fir gaadi rukh gayi.charo ne dhakha lagaya. Gaadi nahi hili kyoki do age se dhakha lagaya aur do ne pichhe se.

  251. land Singh Says:

    Gand marva bhaut kamayega.

  252. Saksham Says:

    Complete Joke :

    Teacher : Tum Bade Ho Kar Kya Karoge?
    Student : Shaadi

    Teacher : Mera Matlab Tha,Ki Tum Bade Hokar Kya Banoge?
    Student : Ji, Dulha

    Teacher : Arrey, Matlab Bade Hokar Kya Hasil Karoge?
    Student : Ji, Dulhan

    Teacher : Abbe Mummy Papa Ke Liye Kya Karoge?
    Student : Pota Launga

    Teacher : Bhutni Ke, Tumhara Lakshya Kya Hai?
    Student : “Hum Do Hamare Do” :D

  253. ASHUTOSHSHUKLA Says:

    it is intersting……

  254. Deepak bhaghel Says:

    Fadu joke

  255. Anil Says:

    Fantastic

  256. nilesh Says:

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  257. Prabhat Says:

    Thik hi hai< itna bhi bura joke nahi hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<@#$%^&*

  258. Raheem khan Says:

    Naic jok hai par tum let ho gai…

  259. amit Says:

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    NICE ONE

  260. amit Says:

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  261. amit Says:

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  262. shoyab Says:

    very good i like it

  263. aakash Says:

    Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
    Student: Vidya ke liye sir!

    Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
    Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

  264. sneha Says:

    that’s like a good student.i like it

  265. hunny Says:

    its a crap.

  266. hunny Says:

    post some thing nyc.

  267. pooja bhatti Says:

    Me and my brother liked this joke

  268. kapil Says:

    kanto bhari raah me kaun saath deta h?mom/dad-no husband/wife-no frinds?-no love?-never only your chappals! utha kar chum lo yaar:!!

  269. SAIF Says:

    VERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  270. manoj kumar Says:

    nice jokes

  271. Ramsha Says:

    Are Bhai tum jo bhi ho kamaal ke ho!!!
    aaj tak maine aisa joke kabhi nahi padha!
    Awsomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  272. Avtar Singh Says:

    it was a very funny joke
    I Love My sweet sweet friend

  273. sunny banga Says:

    good job
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  274. boss Says:

    saale kutte yeh kya joke hai bhenc….

  275. pradeep Says:

    Cute jok ..,………,

  276. lal chandra chaurasiya Says:

    Are Bhai tum jo bhi ho kamaal ke ho!!!
    aaj tak maine aisa joke kabhi nahi padha!
    Awsomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  277. Neha Says:

    Nice joke…….:P :)

  278. suman soni Says:

    old ho gya :D :p

  279. Chromium mayurate Says:

    Ek goli pe baith k 8 chidiya samandr par kr gai aur kachhua kuch nhi kr paya..aur mummy kahti h tm college kyu nhi jate.. Kaise jau mai to pairo

  280. baby s shirekar Says:

    Hi,

    Hame bahuth hachha lagaa jokes sunakar or hame jokes bahuthe pasand kabbi hame time milatha hai thab ham sab ko jokes sunathe aap sab ne hacche hache jokes akatta kiye hai aur hame hachha laga thank u very much.

    Baby.s.shirekar

  281. melvin Says:

    ohhhhhhhh someee joke man…..//////////

  282. Rahul choudhary Says:

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  283. arjun Says:

    This joke is very funny. It’s not borrowing.

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