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March 10th, 2010 at 8:06 am
hahah………. nice one
March 15th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Ek gaon me naya cinema hall khulaa gaon vaale bade deshbakt the to unho ne cinma hall ka naam “GANDHI KI DHOTI” rakh diya Jab bhi cinema hall me nayi picture aati to uska naam kuuch is therah se hota
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME HALCHAL”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME HUNGAMA”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME AAAG”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME MAI HU NA”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME NO ENTRY”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME DE DANA DAN”
March 18th, 2010 at 10:17 am
kisi bhi samay ka durpayog nahi karna chahiye hamesha muskarana chahiye bas yahi hai duya mere
vimal sharma
March 26th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
He, is the luckiest guy in this world.
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:48 pm
jaldi uth sex ka time ho gaya
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:49 pm
oooo i want that life dude
April 8th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
nice one….un logo ke liye jinhe subah uthna pasand nahi hai
May 11th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
ankh se pani aa gaya hanste hanste
May 11th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Hanste Hanste thak gaye yaar …..
May 12th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
nice yaar me bhi aise sona chahta hu………..
May 16th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
awwwwwwwwch
May 21st, 2010 at 10:22 am
agar alarm ke bazte hi sui apne-aap uchhle aur tashareef ko kiss kare, to kya koi bhi alarm ko bazne dega !
May 21st, 2010 at 11:25 am
SMS ta Khatra 6
June 1st, 2010 at 11:53 am
ha ha ha ha pant gili ho gayi!!!!
June 1st, 2010 at 11:55 am
pagla gayi hoo main
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June 2nd, 2010 at 11:15 am
Injection agar ungli se pass ho gayi to phir kabhi alarm chhoone ki himmat nahi bachegi.ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
June 2nd, 2010 at 4:00 pm
if this type of things will happen then i will not sleep by closing my eyes.
June 2nd, 2010 at 4:03 pm
if this type of thing will happen then i will sleep by not
closing my eyes.
June 2nd, 2010 at 4:13 pm
yaar aise to meri neend kharab ho jaegi…….chalo jao aur sab mera naam leke so jao……………
June 11th, 2010 at 11:40 am
salla marega kya,subha uthte hi drugs lene lag gaya
June 12th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
dear child duniya,
you are only the way to be happy throughout . You have all the qualities of jokes and videos
June 12th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
EXELLENT!!!!!
FANTASTIC!!!!!
June 12th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
DAER CHILD DUNIYA,
YOU ARE THE BEST WAY TO BE HAPPY THROUGHOUT .
EXELLENT!!!!!
FANTASTIC!!!!!
June 13th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
something new
June 19th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
accha hai lekin kisi ke saath aisa majak karna acchi bat nahi hai
June 21st, 2010 at 6:51 pm
its very funny joke
June 26th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
mast h
jin logo ko subha uthne me problem hoti h unke liye shi h
aisa hi kerna chahiye
June 28th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
it is funny not very funny ok
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:28 pm
kabhi bhi kisi bhi paristithi me hume apne ma-baap nahi bulna chahiye.bcos unhi ki vajha se humara wajood he.
July 6th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
i choose aamirkhan
July 7th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Haste haste pet foot gaya hai chalo ab operation ka paisa do.
July 8th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Hasi ke liye gum kurbaan, Khushi ke liye aansu kurbaan, Dost ke liye to “JAAN BHI KURBAAN”, Agar dost ki girlfriend mil jaye to sala dost bhi kurbaan.
July 8th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Mere ghar k samne se bhagi ek ghodi
wah wah
mere ghar k samne se bhagi ek ghodi
fir bhage tum aur
“RAB NE BANA DI JODI”
July 8th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
MY E-MAIL
July 10th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
it’s rocking
July 10th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
it’s nice
but not so good
July 11th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
VERY VERY FUNNY + PAINFUL FOR ANYONE…………
July 13th, 2010 at 8:00 pm
muje nahi lagta alarm ki bell band karne ke bad ye so payega…………..kyonki……….bahoot sharp he…….shayad aese insano ke liye jaroori he…..
July 13th, 2010 at 8:03 pm
sak ki sui se bhi sharp he jaroor chubegi……..
July 22nd, 2010 at 6:22 pm
this is good but this practice should not regular
July 24th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
dibitic jo insulin injection se darata hai,ko is tarah alarm ke sath insulin bhi lag jayega.
July 25th, 2010 at 1:19 am
l like this alarms
July 28th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Ek gaon me naya cinema hall khulaa gaon vaale bade deshbakt the to unho ne cinma hall ka naam “GANDHI KI DHOTI” rakh diya Jab bhi cinema hall me nayi picture aati to uska naam kuuch is therah se hota
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME HALCHAL”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME HUNGAMA”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME AAAG”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME MAI HU NA”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME NO ENTRY”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME DE DANA DAN”
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:52 pm
FANTASTIC SUPERB LOL JOKES!!!!!!!!!
August 7th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Ek Baar golu diwar ke pass khda hokar tolet kar raha tha, tabhi kuch dur se ek young ladki ja rahi thi, young ladki ne yha dekha to woh piche ghum kar jane lagi, tabhi golu ne kha… Madam aap jis chiz se dar rahi hain maine use pakad rkha hai…………..
August 7th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Tiger & Tigress were resting under a tree. Suddenly a deer passed very fast.
Tigress could not make out & asked,”What was that?”
Tiger smiled & said, FAST FOOD!
August 8th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Nice!!! I liked that photo…
August 9th, 2010 at 11:36 am
abe harami ab to uth ja injestion lag gya neend ke pujari
August 13th, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii nice picture
jo late oothte hooooo.
August 26th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
too good
August 26th, 2010 at 5:54 pm
funny!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 28th, 2010 at 4:18 am
cool jokes
August 28th, 2010 at 11:57 am
Its very intersting jokes
August 30th, 2010 at 12:57 am
janam janam ka sat hai nibhana pade ga 1 janam nibhane nahi hora tum bolti ho janam janam ka are janu mera bhi yehi hal hai 1 se keya hoga
August 30th, 2010 at 1:07 am
Life Is Like A Cafeteria. You Take Your Tray Select Your Food & Pay At The Other End. You Can Get Anything You Want As Long As You’re Willing To Pay The Price In Cafeteria. If You Wait For People To Serve You, You’ll Wait Forever. Life Is Like That Too. You Make The Choices & Pay The Price T ( 1 day ago)
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August 30th, 2010 at 1:09 am
At times one loses everything, it only means that things shall recommence shortly with more life, more love, more devotion, more intensity, with more hope . . . Hope of a new tomorrow to fill the pits created by yesterday. Gud Morning n Have A Blessed Life ( 2 days ago)
August 30th, 2010 at 1:12 am
Tujhse Milna zrur hai kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daina Abhi DilNighon se Dur hai..!
September 1st, 2010 at 11:51 am
ABBBBB UTHHH BHI JAO VARNAAAAA HMMMM
September 4th, 2010 at 9:59 am
VOLUME KAM KAR…………………….VARNA SOTA UTHH JAAYEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VOLUME KAM KAR………………………….SOTA UTHH JAAYEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AUR AISE JOKES SE HAME PA..KAYEGA……….
VOLUME KAM KAR………………………….SOTA UTHH JAYEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 4th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
he!!!! tum ladke log ki yahi soch hoti he????????????
just for fun………..
kaya iske alava kuch sujta ????????
September 17th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Ek gaon me naya cinema hall khulaa gaon vaale bade deshbakt the to unho ne cinma hall ka naam “GANDHI KI DHOTI” rakh diya Jab bhi cinema hall me nayi picture aati to uska naam kuuch is therah se hota
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME HALCHAL”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME HUNGAMA”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME AAAG”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME MAI HU NA”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME NO ENTRY”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME DE DANA DAN”
September 17th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
jab bhi kabhi man uds ho to jokes padho.yeh mera experience he ki tumhara mood achcha ho jayega
September 18th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
very funnyyyyy
keep it up
September 19th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Ek gaon me naya cinema hall khulaa gaon vaale bade deshbakt the to unho ne cinma hall ka naam “GANDHI KI DHOTI” rakh diya Jab bhi cinema hall me nayi picture aati to uska naam kuuch is therah se hota
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME HALCHAL”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME HUNGAMA”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME AAAG”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME MAI HU NA”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME NO ENTRY”
“GANDHI KI DHOTI ME DE DANA DAN”
mohd .iqbal Says:
September 21st, 2010 at 8:16 pm
it was a good joke.
September 22nd, 2010 at 10:37 pm
nice and fant joke
September 25th, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Ek Baar golu diwar ke pass khda hokar tolet kar raha tha, tabhi kuch dur se ek young ladki ja rahi thi, young ladki ne yha dekha to woh piche ghum kar jane lagi, tabhi golu ne kha… Madam aap jis chiz se dar rahi hain maine use pakad rkha hai…………..
September 27th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
nyc 1
September 30th, 2010 at 9:30 am
DUAWON K phool Hum Aap k nam karty han
Aapki Muskrahaton ko SALAM Karty hain
Ban jaye Aapki Zindagi Nematon se JANNAT
Ye Dua Hum Subah Shaam karty han.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
wonderful
October 4th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
stttttttttttttttupid
October 15th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
aap!
jante ho meri life
ki sabse pyari chiz kya hai?
……
……
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nahi pata
is sms ka pehla word.
October 16th, 2010 at 11:28 am
how are u dude
October 21st, 2010 at 9:22 pm
ab tumari ungli ka haal tho batao!!!!!?
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:51 am
jago mohan pyare
chanda mama so gaye suraj chachu jage dekho pakdo yaro ghadi ke kante bhange
October 27th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Ek ladki ko dekh ladka bola- aa dil me sama ja. Ladki- chappal utaru kya.ladka hat pagli mera dil hai koi mandir nahi chappal pahne hi aaja…
October 29th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
its very nice joke and photo as well keep it up
November 30th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
verey funny bhai log gandhi jo ko to kam se kam baksh do
December 15th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
nice joke……………………..
May 13th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
hiii guys. wake up and squeeze ur pinky ponky nose and wink ur teeny weeny eyes, cheer up
June 17th, 2011 at 2:39 pm
these jokes are very good i like them
June 28th, 2011 at 9:23 pm
bakwaas the!!!!!!!!!!!
June 28th, 2011 at 9:25 pm
khali 2 achche the gandhi waala r ladki waala……….
July 8th, 2011 at 7:35 pm
gud for silly girls
July 12th, 2011 at 7:46 am
always be happy.Santa-kal maine socha english film dekhate hain.Halanki mujhe english nahi aati but scene dekhkar film ka story pata kar lenge.3 hrs baitha raha par na koi scene na koi aawaj……
Kya saari english film aisi hi hoti hai?
Banta-Kyon film ka naam kya tha?
Santa-No disk ins.ert
July 30th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
just want to say it’s osam , fantastic keeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppp iiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt uuuuuppppppppp !
September 9th, 2011 at 10:39 pm
India :incredible India !
Malaysia :Truly Asia!
……What’s Pakistan’s tourism line?!
Guess…?!
Have a blast, Till you last!!
September 14th, 2011 at 11:19 pm
MUJHE IS SE KOI DAAR NAHI KYU KI MAIN KAAN ME RUI DAAL KE SOTA HOOON !!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
October 2nd, 2011 at 8:15 pm
yaar kya jocks hai do khanto se mera peet dukh raha hai oooooooooh,ha ha ha ha
January 4th, 2012 at 11:11 am
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………..
ise mat padhh…
apni books padhh.
January 4th, 2012 at 11:14 am
Ik laki ko dekha to iasa
laga………………………………….. jiase ki koi chuial aa rahi ho
January 4th, 2012 at 11:17 am
tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam ki………..
ki tujhse badsurat ladki is duniya me nahi hai
January 4th, 2012 at 11:19 am
tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam …..
ki tumse badsurat is duniye me koi nahi
January 4th, 2012 at 11:21 am
happy new year
January 4th, 2012 at 11:27 am
kuch na kaho
January 4th, 2012 at 11:31 am
dil se kaho…………
ham me hai hero
January 4th, 2012 at 7:19 pm
aswdf
January 4th, 2012 at 7:21 pm
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q s t u vw x y z
February 24th, 2012 at 4:35 pm
veery hppay holi…………….
rando dindiya…………
February 24th, 2012 at 4:42 pm
veery hotttttttttttt…………………
holi rang do india…………..
May 23rd, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Sari kaynat me yahi ek fun hai…….
!!!NOT TO SLEEPED .
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wake away change the alarm time and secondry sleep
THAT’S FUN