Man
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possible good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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October 27th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
dh
April 12th, 2010 at 8:18 pm
i had came here to avoid sciece butt it can never leave me
April 28th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
accepted
June 22nd, 2010 at 10:22 am
HOW R U?
June 24th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
What the hell pehle aurat phi admi kuch sardaro par bhi likho
July 1st, 2010 at 12:53 pm
nice i like it
great jokes on man
July 14th, 2010 at 2:59 am
not very nice gud
July 14th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
its good joke i like it
August 3rd, 2010 at 7:24 am
Just looks how women are getting happy on this joke…
Trying to prove the first joke? (WO. one)
September 7th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
good joke
September 20th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Very Nice Joke. Must read & enjoyed
December 26th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
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hai
January 31st, 2011 at 8:58 pm
wooooooooooooooowy!
nice ND very nice joke
March 14th, 2011 at 1:14 pm
gud one indeed..:)
July 27th, 2011 at 8:13 pm
What a boring joke!!!!
December 13th, 2011 at 6:21 pm
dada ji ak kahani suna raha the ak dhobhi k do donkey thaa ek ka nam tha ramu dusrai ka phir se bhatao bhcha bolaa phir se bhatao
January 20th, 2012 at 5:25 pm
good joke