Not going to have babies
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
“That’s a serious step,” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?”
“Yes,” his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.”
“How about transportation?” the father asked.
“I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,” the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies? When you’re married, you’re liable to have babies, you know.”
“We’ve thought about that, too,” the little boy replied.
“We’re not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it!”
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October 11th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
bore
November 7th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
best one
November 11th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
gud nd hw abt ‘FIGHT’!?!?!?!
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Time Pass one….
February 18th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
sooo…….. funnyyy… like kids………
February 24th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
dont u think a 6 yrs wudnt ever think that? but its kinda funny anyway lol
March 10th, 2010 at 7:54 am
soooooooooooo…….. funny . i dont know do they get these ideas
March 10th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
NIce one…
March 28th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
stupid one………….! bt ofcourse quite funny
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:47 pm
now this is the height of stupidity
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:51 pm
main ne to abhi tak kiya nahi isne abhi hi bacbhe paida karne aur unhe marne ki planning bhi kar le hai
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 pm
boreing……………mind of stupidity
April 4th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
not good bore
very sad
April 6th, 2010 at 11:03 am
v bad did not enjoy
May 1st, 2010 at 5:05 pm
ok.not too good or too bad
June 7th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Very good. the best joke! HaHahAhA!!!
June 24th, 2010 at 11:30 pm
6 saal ki umar me aise irade he. 16 me akar baap ko na tapka de.
June 26th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
yaa seriousy height of stupidity…….but….. but….. buttt…hhahhahahahahahahah i laughed…hee hee it was not so bad…….
July 14th, 2010 at 3:05 am
dekho hr fzol joke pr nhi hasty
July 19th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
its very nice joke ilike it cool
August 7th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Its a very bad joke and not ment for children.
August 9th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
good, nice thought of laying and breaking eggs. That’s the punch of the joke.
August 10th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
boring
August 11th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
September 5th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Shoooooooooooo innocent……………….
September 11th, 2010 at 11:31 am
bore
September 11th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
really bad. not for children!
September 22nd, 2010 at 10:39 am
It may be nice,but not good for children.
September 28th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
six year olds dont think of marriage do they?well funny!
September 29th, 2010 at 12:15 am
nonsence…stupedity…
September 30th, 2010 at 8:06 pm
its a …. wat 2 say @ 6 yrs a girl dont get pregnant or bear babies
September 30th, 2010 at 8:08 pm
such a….. abusive joke does a dad is so maturen 2 ask like that
October 3rd, 2010 at 3:26 pm
so nice joke. i like this joke. it was very funny to marry street girl in 6 years. but it was little bad also.
November 3rd, 2010 at 5:22 pm
bakwaas
November 4th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Hello? What kind of joke is this? Do six year olds even think about marriage? And, of course, 6 year old girls DON’T get pregnant!!!!
November 6th, 2010 at 9:30 am
3kar haudju 4khe2 haksley 2hoos b5hjjfn
November 17th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha I LOVE IT LIKE ANYTHING SO FAR I’VE TOLD IT TO ABOUT 30 OF MY FRNDS & THEY STARTED ASKING HEY NAUREEN WHERE DID YOU GET THAT JOKE
November 17th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
AND ALSO ITS NICE BUT I WONDER WHERE DID’YA GET THAT JOKE IT SHOULD BE IN ‘NASTY RUDE JOKES’
November 17th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
IT’S STUUUUUUUUUUPID , BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING , IDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOTIC , USEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELESS , VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY DUUUUUUUUUM , I CANT BELIVE IT THAT IN THIS WEBSITE U POST NASTY JOKES WHEN CHILDREN WHO SEE THIS JOKE MIGHT BICOM LIKE THAT & THE 1′S WHO R VERY INNOCENT MIGHT EVEN FAINT
November 17th, 2010 at 9:22 pm
BORING IDIOTIC USELESS DUMDUM JOKE
November 17th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
LISTEN DONT EVEN TRY TO POST SUCH JOKES OTHER WISE IF THE MUNICIPALITY START 2 KNOW ABOUT IT THEN THINK WHAT WILL HAPPEN
November 17th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
LISTEN DONT EVEN TRY TO POST SUCH JOKES OTHER WISE IF THE MUNICIPALITY START 2 KNOW ABOUT IT THEN THINK WHAT WILL HAPPEN 2 YA
November 27th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Bakwas is site mein koi acchhe joke he nahi hain . Saali site hi barbad hai
March 9th, 2011 at 2:48 pm
stupidity
May 23rd, 2011 at 11:28 am
Hi….truely about an annocents loving kid yaar….I like it
June 18th, 2011 at 1:38 pm
it was so nice n really innocent……………..but wat abt caring
July 15th, 2011 at 4:11 pm
boring
July 16th, 2011 at 12:52 pm
it’s a funnier one
October 4th, 2011 at 6:03 pm
its 2 funny i cannot control my laugh
January 1st, 2012 at 4:08 pm
it is funny and not too bad
January 28th, 2012 at 5:29 pm
It wz good
i wud give a 70 out of 100
April 15th, 2012 at 6:18 pm
it is fucking as bilal afzal
April 15th, 2012 at 11:01 pm
Boring
April 25th, 2012 at 3:19 am
I think this joke is not funny and certainly no suitable for children to read. I was going to write a funny speech for my class members a techer, and i most definatly won’t put that in my speech. In my advise, don’t write nonfunny jokes like that for children,please.
May 1st, 2012 at 12:57 pm
it is not good for children plz…….dnt writ thes stupid,nd boring msg……
May 3rd, 2012 at 4:03 pm
nt so interesting…. boring nd cheap…. u deserve h grade….lolz…
May 20th, 2012 at 11:19 am
these jokes suck big hairy dick
May 20th, 2012 at 11:21 am
sorry about my last comment i forgot u stupid americans are sensitave osama will rule the world!!!!!
May 20th, 2012 at 11:24 am
handsome hunk is a fag omg lol
May 20th, 2012 at 11:26 am
OMF I AM SO FUCKING HIGH IM HAVIN A HRD IME TPING
May 20th, 2012 at 11:33 am
AMERICA SUCKS
May 21st, 2012 at 1:48 am
It really funny
don’t post bad things, people have different onions!! i sent this to some of my friends and they laughed! they thought i wrote it!! LOL but i told them where i got it from and they said ” BEST WEBSITE FOR JOKES EVER!” 