Birthday ka tofa


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Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”

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Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”





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143 Responses to “Birthday ka tofa”



  1. shameem Says:

    main hoti to shohar ke bed main xcurrent chhodti………..
    its toooooo nice joke.

  2. naveen Says:

    nice joke

  3. abhi Says:

    Very nice!

    Thanks mate….

  4. keshav Says:

    bakwas………..
    bas kr yar aise poor jokes banana

  5. sandip jain Says:

    not good enough.

  6. bhavya Says:

    mast…

  7. nandita Says:

    phattu joke tha hasne ko to dil hi nahi kiya

  8. Sophie Says:

    nice….really funny

  9. V V Kishnani Says:

    Aise ghatiya jokes publish karke aap apna naam kyoun kharab kar rahe hain

  10. pin2 Says:

    first class joke

  11. murari lal pareek Says:

    ghazab prastuti

  12. ayesha Says:

    not so funny

  13. Bhupandra gupta Says:

    Good joke

  14. manal Says:

    veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nice joke but not like others in jokesduniya but not so bad i laugh a little

  15. sana Says:

    i like the joke

  16. zahira Says:

    not bad itzzzzzzzzzzzz ok nice

  17. vir agarwal Says:

    outstanding

  18. vir agarwal Says:

    outstanding a+ ab me kya bolu

  19. sameer Says:

    bakwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaas jokes to nahi tha thoda acha tha rotu logo k hasne k kam a sakta he

  20. pallavi says:- Says:

    bohoth badiya he. bhakwas jokes tho mujhe bohoth pasandh he!

  21. SANAYA Says:

    nice joke

  22. Simran Says:

    I can make more good jokes then you.

  23. sanju Says:

    pehli bar suna aesa

  24. Jaiprakash Joshi Says:

    Aai se Joks N Samaj ognoko mat batao

  25. SHALINI Says:

    GOOD ONE

  26. rehan Says:

    niceeeeeee

  27. sharetipsgain Says:

    nice jockes in ths type of jockes. cool jockes for wife

  28. pratik Says:

    Bakwasssssssss ghatia koi pagal hi bana sakta hai ye joke

    akal hai ke nahi??

  29. bharat Says:

    joke to h per hasi nhi aaeiiiiiiiii

  30. mohammad fahad Says:

    vvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fffffffffffffunny joke hahahahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

  31. Tungbhadra Says:

    Akhir wo biwi ko current lagwana kyun chahta hai…..
    Bijli bill free hai uska….
    he needs to find some other way……..

  32. sunder Says:

    good ok !!!

  33. sohail Says:

    very nice

  34. suman shaky Says:

    very best joks ,

  35. Pankaj Says:

    it was dued

  36. devu Says:

    very funny joke

  37. prarthna Says:

    it was ok ok ………..
    but well tried….

  38. pooja Says:

    nice joke

  39. ?°?•Áß??.... Says:

    fine yarr……..try to be good

  40. Rizwanali Says:

    itwas not but if i was there then i will give him extra then 6000voltage shock

  41. Ahmed Says:

    Theeeeek hai,
    kutch khaas nai.

  42. shalini Says:

    itna bhi massht nahi thaa..bas ws fyn shynn…smyl karne k layak

  43. jaat Says:

    hi happy

  44. jatin mathur Says:

    mast hai.

  45. Deepak vats Says:

    jhakkas

  46. Arshiya Says:

    ok not bad but jok aisa hona chahiya jo sunte he phut phut ke hasna to nahi laikin chahere pe muskan to zarur honi chahiya

  47. govind yadav Says:

    something good tha

  48. Bhawna Says:

    Good Joke

  49. Monis Ahmed Alvi Says:

    Nice Joke

  50. ramji Says:

    VVV Good joke

  51. SUMAN Says:

    VERY FUNNY JOKE

  52. adithi Says:

    its was good joke.

  53. shreya Says:

    Bakwas joke ever heard…..kuch toh accha banao yaar……

  54. naveen Says:

    good joke

  55. ASMITA Says:

    kasam se sahi tha good ha!!!!!!!!!

  56. Arshdeep Singh Says:

    I liked it . Nice Joke !!!!!!

  57. RAJIV Says:

    bahot khub ayse bakvas joke muze atche lagte hai

  58. ishita Says:

    arre yaar kya joke hai maza aa gaya
    hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

  59. Bhusan Says:

    Jhakkas……………

  60. NEELAM SHEKHAWAT Says:

    hatke h

  61. suraj Says:

    ek dam bakwas

  62. sameer Says:

    its so hard

  63. harpreet Says:

    greaaaaaaaaaat joke.WOW

  64. ANMOL Says:

    THERE IS NOTHING SO INTERESTING

  65. pankaj jha Says:

    very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  66. sourabh Says:

    not bad

  67. hitendra Says:

    ohhhhhhhhhhh
    very good jock
    i m laughing so much

  68. naku Says:

    i dont get it (seriously)

  69. harman Says:

    very nice

  70. nim Says:

    very funny jokes

  71. neeraj mishra Says:

    sirf time paas thaa aur kuchh nahi.

  72. Ajit Says:

    Good joke lekin bheja fry kar diya

  73. pooja jain Says:

    good joke……….

  74. aaqib Says:

    bakwaaaas jokes ka badshahhhh

  75. parth Says:

    very bad joke

  76. Ajmol Says:

    durrrrrr

  77. maryam tanaz Says:

    sooooooo good
    joke hahahahahahhahahahahaha dude lolllllll

  78. Yash Puthran Says:

    good……..just fine.

  79. RAMAN DEEP Says:

    ITS NOT FUNNY

  80. RAMAN DEEP Says:

    NOT SO FUNNY

  81. RAMAN DEEP Says:

    WHAT AN BAKWAS JOKE SARJI BETTER TRY NEXT TIME

  82. vanshika Says:

    phattu joke
    hope aage achche jokes honge

  83. surbhi Says:

    main tera sar phod dunga…

  84. mridula Says:

    nice joke

  85. Safi Says:

    Isse bekar joke duniya me ban hi nahi sakta.

  86. Alim Imteyaz Says:

    what a joke drr…

  87. siddhi rupa Says:

    kinda cooooooool man but utni haseen nahi aayi……….

  88. A S Bhalaik Says:

    Murgey ki jaan chli gye or khaney wala kehta hai ki maza nahin aya!!

  89. pathan samad Says:

    Maja aa gaya

  90. sana Says:

    bakwaas joke

  91. seema says Says:

    sahi he hai sabko apni bivi se hi pareshani hoti rahti hai

  92. fuckyou Says:

    ???? ???? ?? ?????

  93. rajesh agarwal Says:

    khuta ke jaise joke tha

  94. sonam mittal Says:

    sooooooooooooooooo nice joke

  95. manjit Says:

    reality es joke me dikhata hai

  96. chanchal Says:

    the joke is very funny.ilove this joke

  97. nisha Says:

    ek dam bakwaas joke

  98. pooja Says:

    ek dam sada hua

  99. lokesh & yogesh kanera Says:

    ya baat h yar wah……..bhai……..
    jakashhhhhhhhhhhhh

  100. ankush Says:

    good good very good but little funny joke

  101. sarwar Says:

    is joke ka koi matlab he nahe hota,is sence mein.

  102. sukha ram inaniyan Says:

    kyo bibiyo ke pichhe pare ho ….

  103. amir Says:

    khas nhi hai

  104. amir Says:

    yar koi acha joke hai hi nhi

  105. james Says:

    it is a nice joke

  106. hanuman Says:

    bakwas joke

  107. sandeep makkar Says:

    good joke

  108. T vijaykumar Says:

    Wah! What A good Joke

  109. hiten Says:

    good but not too much. Sirf chehra hasaa

  110. ankitsingh Says:

    kuch khas nahi tha

  111. saksham Says:

    it is so bad bad bad

  112. juveria Says:

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  113. ZESHAN ALI Says:

    IT’S TOO MUCH JOKES

  114. devendra Says:

    Bindaas current chodne kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  115. dilbagh lubana Says:

    wah kya tofha hai

  116. Nick. Says:

    NICE but me hota to usme Mera GAs chodta

  117. priyanka Says:

    m hoti to m usko current laga deti its nice joke but jyada bhi acha nhi hai

  118. ojasvita## Says:

    VERY SMALL AND VERY FUNNY TOHFA

  119. Vikram Raina Says:

    please yaara ashia jokes bhaij kar time waste mat kar

  120. Shrikant Says:

    lollypop

  121. sanjeev Says:

    agle saal beve ko kya doge?

  122. shikha Says:

    bakwas joke

  123. Srushti Deshmukh Says:

    Hahahhaha…

  124. sreya gupta Says:

    very nice and very funny

  125. sweety Says:

    Oh,
    My stomach oh god
    Ha.ha.ha………….

  126. sreya gupta Says:

    excelent!

  127. Rizwan Says:

    Very nice joke…………………..
    Ha.ha.ha.ha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  128. Sameer Says:

    Mai hota to pichle saal hi current chod deta,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  129. call girl seva Says:

    looking call girl anywhere in india call at

  130. priyanka Says:

    agar tum nangi ladki marketing karte hue, ka video dekhna chahte ho to email karo is pate par

  131. amritsuman Says:

    nice,but not enough to laugh.

  132. not good atalli will say this harami Says:

    oooooooooh! very nice haramsaley

  133. MOHD FAHAD Says:

    KYA BAAT HAI

  134. priyanka jain Says:

    very very very very very interesting…………

  135. vaibhav Says:

    hey priyanka.
    wanna b friend?

  136. vaibhav Says:

    hey priyanka .
    i wanna b ur friend.
    do u?

  137. Priya Says:

    Umm…..nicejob for writin
    Umm…..not good enough at least for me!
    Umm…..A spelling error
    which is it should be chodne[meaning leave] not Chorne[meaning Thief did][chor-ne]

  138. manav Says:

    v v v funny joke

  139. pratiksha Says:

    bakwasssssssssssssssssssssssss
    jooooooookeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    nam kharab kar rahe hain

  140. pramod saini Says:

    very nice

  141. nancy sexy Says:

    agar koi sexy ladki ho to sohar esa bilkul na kre….hahahahha

  142. nancy Says:

    agar koi sexy ladki ho to sohar esa bilkul na kre….hahahahha

  143. ayush Says:

    not good or not bad

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