Birthday ka tofa
Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
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October 6th, 2009 at 8:45 am
main hoti to shohar ke bed main xcurrent chhodti………..
its toooooo nice joke.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
nice joke
October 21st, 2009 at 1:22 am
Very nice!
Thanks mate….
October 31st, 2009 at 5:56 pm
bakwas………..
bas kr yar aise poor jokes banana
November 1st, 2009 at 11:28 pm
not good enough.
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:35 am
mast…
November 5th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
phattu joke tha hasne ko to dil hi nahi kiya
November 7th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
nice….really funny
November 9th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Aise ghatiya jokes publish karke aap apna naam kyoun kharab kar rahe hain
November 13th, 2009 at 1:03 am
first class joke
November 13th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
ghazab prastuti
November 16th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
not so funny
November 23rd, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Good joke
November 24th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nice joke but not like others in jokesduniya but not so bad i laugh a little
December 11th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
i like the joke
December 18th, 2009 at 8:38 am
not bad itzzzzzzzzzzzz ok nice
December 20th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
outstanding
December 20th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
outstanding a+ ab me kya bolu
December 21st, 2009 at 4:20 am
bakwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaas jokes to nahi tha thoda acha tha rotu logo k hasne k kam a sakta he
January 1st, 2010 at 11:54 am
bohoth badiya he. bhakwas jokes tho mujhe bohoth pasandh he!
January 28th, 2010 at 8:46 pm
nice joke
January 30th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
I can make more good jokes then you.
February 1st, 2010 at 4:01 am
pehli bar suna aesa
February 2nd, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Aai se Joks N Samaj ognoko mat batao
February 4th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
GOOD ONE
February 20th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
niceeeeeee
February 21st, 2010 at 9:43 am
nice jockes in ths type of jockes. cool jockes for wife
February 26th, 2010 at 11:40 am
Bakwasssssssss ghatia koi pagal hi bana sakta hai ye joke
akal hai ke nahi??
March 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 pm
joke to h per hasi nhi aaeiiiiiiiii
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:26 pm
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fffffffffffffunny joke hahahahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
March 4th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Akhir wo biwi ko current lagwana kyun chahta hai…..
Bijli bill free hai uska….
he needs to find some other way……..
March 5th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
good ok !!!
March 9th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
very nice
March 16th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
very best joks ,
March 17th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
it was dued
March 26th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
very funny joke
March 27th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
it was ok ok ………..
but well tried….
March 27th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
nice joke
March 28th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
fine yarr……..try to be good
March 30th, 2010 at 8:06 pm
itwas not but if i was there then i will give him extra then 6000voltage shock
March 31st, 2010 at 1:41 am
Theeeeek hai,
kutch khaas nai.
March 31st, 2010 at 2:54 pm
itna bhi massht nahi thaa..bas ws fyn shynn…smyl karne k layak
March 31st, 2010 at 6:01 pm
hi happy
April 2nd, 2010 at 6:45 pm
mast hai.
April 2nd, 2010 at 6:45 pm
jhakkas
April 6th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
ok not bad but jok aisa hona chahiya jo sunte he phut phut ke hasna to nahi laikin chahere pe muskan to zarur honi chahiya
April 6th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
something good tha
April 6th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Good Joke
April 9th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Nice Joke
April 10th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
VVV Good joke
April 10th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
VERY FUNNY JOKE
April 13th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
its was good joke.
April 14th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Bakwas joke ever heard…..kuch toh accha banao yaar……
April 17th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
good joke
April 23rd, 2010 at 4:36 pm
kasam se sahi tha good ha!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2010 at 5:10 pm
I liked it . Nice Joke !!!!!!
April 26th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
bahot khub ayse bakvas joke muze atche lagte hai
April 26th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
arre yaar kya joke hai maza aa gaya
hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
April 27th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Jhakkas……………
April 28th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
hatke h
April 29th, 2010 at 12:09 am
ek dam bakwas
April 29th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
its so hard
April 30th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
greaaaaaaaaaat joke.WOW
May 5th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
THERE IS NOTHING SO INTERESTING
May 8th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
May 10th, 2010 at 12:12 am
not bad
May 10th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
ohhhhhhhhhhh
very good jock
i m laughing so much
May 12th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
i dont get it (seriously)
May 13th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
very nice
May 13th, 2010 at 4:01 pm
very funny jokes
May 13th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
sirf time paas thaa aur kuchh nahi.
May 14th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
Good joke lekin bheja fry kar diya
May 16th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
good joke……….
May 20th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
bakwaaaas jokes ka badshahhhh
May 28th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
very bad joke
May 31st, 2010 at 5:47 pm
durrrrrr
June 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 am
sooooooo good
joke hahahahahahhahahahahaha dude lolllllll
June 2nd, 2010 at 2:57 pm
good……..just fine.
June 4th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
ITS NOT FUNNY
June 4th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
NOT SO FUNNY
June 4th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
WHAT AN BAKWAS JOKE SARJI BETTER TRY NEXT TIME
June 8th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
phattu joke
hope aage achche jokes honge
June 8th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
main tera sar phod dunga…
June 14th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
nice joke
June 16th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
Isse bekar joke duniya me ban hi nahi sakta.
June 17th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
what a joke drr…
June 19th, 2010 at 11:38 am
kinda cooooooool man but utni haseen nahi aayi……….
June 22nd, 2010 at 11:15 am
Murgey ki jaan chli gye or khaney wala kehta hai ki maza nahin aya!!
June 24th, 2010 at 10:06 am
Maja aa gaya
June 26th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
bakwaas joke
June 28th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
sahi he hai sabko apni bivi se hi pareshani hoti rahti hai
June 29th, 2010 at 1:21 am
???? ???? ?? ?????
July 1st, 2010 at 1:59 pm
khuta ke jaise joke tha
July 2nd, 2010 at 4:09 pm
sooooooooooooooooo nice joke
July 3rd, 2010 at 6:53 am
reality es joke me dikhata hai
July 4th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
the joke is very funny.ilove this joke
July 4th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
ek dam bakwaas joke
July 4th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
ek dam sada hua
July 6th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
ya baat h yar wah……..bhai……..
jakashhhhhhhhhhhhh
July 9th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
good good very good but little funny joke
July 12th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
is joke ka koi matlab he nahe hota,is sence mein.
July 13th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
kyo bibiyo ke pichhe pare ho ….
July 14th, 2010 at 2:52 am
khas nhi hai
July 14th, 2010 at 3:13 am
yar koi acha joke hai hi nhi
July 16th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
it is a nice joke
July 19th, 2010 at 9:01 pm
bakwas joke
July 20th, 2010 at 11:55 am
good joke
July 21st, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Wah! What A good Joke
July 24th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
good but not too much. Sirf chehra hasaa
July 24th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
kuch khas nahi tha
July 27th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
it is so bad bad bad
July 28th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
vvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy gggggggggggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd jjjjjjjjjjoooooookkkkkkkkeeeeeee
August 2nd, 2010 at 4:06 pm
IT’S TOO MUCH JOKES
August 2nd, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Bindaas current chodne kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
August 6th, 2010 at 7:59 am
wah kya tofha hai
August 7th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
NICE but me hota to usme Mera GAs chodta
August 24th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
m hoti to m usko current laga deti its nice joke but jyada bhi acha nhi hai
September 1st, 2010 at 11:48 am
VERY SMALL AND VERY FUNNY TOHFA
September 7th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
please yaara ashia jokes bhaij kar time waste mat kar
September 16th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
lollypop
September 16th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
agle saal beve ko kya doge?
October 1st, 2010 at 5:16 pm
bakwas joke
October 17th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Hahahhaha…
October 25th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
very nice and very funny
October 30th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Oh,
My stomach oh god
Ha.ha.ha………….
November 6th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
excelent!
November 8th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Very nice joke…………………..
Ha.ha.ha.ha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
November 8th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Mai hota to pichle saal hi current chod deta,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
November 9th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
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November 10th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
agar tum nangi ladki marketing karte hue, ka video dekhna chahte ho to email karo is pate par
November 15th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
nice,but not enough to laugh.
January 30th, 2011 at 3:07 pm
oooooooooh! very nice haramsaley
March 16th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
KYA BAAT HAI
May 7th, 2011 at 8:14 pm
very very very very very interesting…………
May 13th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
hey priyanka.
wanna b friend?
May 13th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
hey priyanka .
i wanna b ur friend.
do u?
July 30th, 2011 at 11:46 am
Umm…..nicejob for writin
Umm…..not good enough at least for me!
Umm…..A spelling error
which is it should be chodne[meaning leave] not Chorne[meaning Thief did][chor-ne]
August 18th, 2011 at 8:43 pm
v v v funny joke
January 2nd, 2012 at 7:16 pm
bakwasssssssssssssssssssssssss
jooooooookeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
nam kharab kar rahe hain
March 25th, 2012 at 3:55 am
very nice
April 22nd, 2012 at 5:51 pm
agar koi sexy ladki ho to sohar esa bilkul na kre….hahahahha
April 22nd, 2012 at 5:52 pm
agar koi sexy ladki ho to sohar esa bilkul na kre….hahahahha
May 22nd, 2012 at 7:50 pm
not good or not bad