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Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

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Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!





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57 Responses to “Rs 1000”



  1. halle Says:

    this is a completly disjusting joke what a idiot stupid joke

  2. shomin Says:

    haha badi hansi ayi…
    ek dum bakwas joke..

  3. ankit mishra Says:

    bakwas joke……bilkul haasi nahi aayi……..

  4. pallavi Says:

    bhohoth acha joke he. mujhe pasandh ke joke. va re vah.

  5. pinkey Says:

    poor joke.

  6. lakshita Says:

    bakwas itna bakwas

  7. Saif Says:

    Bakwas joke

  8. hari Says:

    yeh joke nhi ho sakta

  9. jalaj Says:

    best joke

  10. Pankaj Says:

    so get tie rakhi

  11. Naqueeba Nusuki Says:

    Chalo kise ne behan to kaha!vaise acha tha.itna bura bhi nahi laga.

  12. prarthna Says:

    pakaoooo joke laga thoda thoda ………
    but I smiled a bit …….
    well tried dear…..

  13. aman Says:

    dil-se-dil laga kar dekho naye logo se rista bana kar to dekho ayenge log khud milne tum se ek bar suba uthkar nahah kar dekho

  14. SUMAN Says:

    VERY BAKWAS JOKE

  15. gaurish Says:

    fffffffffffff

  16. Baldev Says:

    cahlo sister khane wale bhi esi duniya me hi

  17. jini Says:

    doniya ka sabse sadha joke

  18. Arshdeep Singh Says:

    I says good but not very good Haa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. PANKAJ Says:

    IS JOKES PY HASNA THA LO HAS DIYA
    HAHAHAHAH……..

  20. RAJIV Says:

    ab leja ghar our banvale rakhi bakvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvssssssss full bakvas hai

  21. Rifaz Says:

    Ye kya Bhakwas..
    Apko Dialy jokes N Shayeri Chahiye tho mera smsGroup join karo.,
    JOIN RIFA4ME
    send to

  22. shweta says Says:

    bakkkkkwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaassssssss but funny

  23. anjali n minaxi Says:

    bandar kya jaane adrak ka swad………bhaiya joke to funny tha

  24. jayu Says:

    its to good

  25. Tanvi Says:

    funny joke

  26. javed Says:

    mast joke tha..patha nahi logo ko kesi jokes ache lagte hai! has has ke hospital pohochne waale?*bandar aur adrak wala comment bhi mast tha.

  27. Abhay Says:

    this joke has a good sence

  28. keshav awasthi Says:

    verry funny jokes

  29. Safi Says:

    Site par publish hone wale kuch jokes se badhiya to unpar likha jane wale comments he like bandar aur adrak wala comment me to javed bhai ke comments ka super fan ho gaya hu.

  30. ritu Says:

    boring

  31. rajat Says:

    bkawas nhi ha bhot bakwas ha.Ihope next time it will good one

  32. seema Says:

    ye joke rakhi per jyaada soote karegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  33. charu agarwal Says:

    bohat bikari type ka joke tha

  34. Praveen Sharma Says:

    Jabjok poora ho jaye to bata dena hans doonga

  35. laxmi Says:

    has has ke pagal ho gai hoooo per ye joke rakhi per jyada soote karega

  36. vijay Says:

    ye acha he per itna khas nhi ki lot pot ho jao

  37. seema Says:

    very nice joke bahut hsi ayi pata nhi logo ko kaise joke pasand hai,,,,,,

  38. saamia Says:

    wow dis joke is tooo cool i laughed until my throat was painning

  39. Nick. Says:

    Ye Joke Rakhi Sawant Ko suit KArega

    Nice Joke

  40. Aisha Says:

    Totally bo-ring!! It wasn’t even a joke! i didn’t even laugh!!

  41. jayantgupta Says:

    ppppppppppppjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

  42. Aditi Says:

    u r correct nick
    backwas joke but

  43. sreya gupta Says:

    veeeeeeeeeery nice send more joke

  44. Srushti Deshmukh Says:

    Sooooooooooo… poor joke!!!!

  45. sneha Says:

    soooooooooooooooooooooo……………bbbaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddd

  46. jiya Says:

    bekhari andha hoga.. :)

  47. parul Says:

    very poor joke

  48. gauri Says:

    bahoot bakwas hai.

  49. lav Says:

    boaring

  50. PARIMAL THAKUR Says:

    KYA BUISSNES TRK HAI …….

  51. Deepak Saini Says:

    Kyoki wo sakal se uske bahan lag rahe hogi

  52. Deepak Saini Says:

    sahi Batt Hai

  53. SUMAN ACHARY Says:

    HEY. DARIDRA[TELUGU,ORIYA] JOKE. BAKWASS

    THAT MEANS THIS IS QUALIFIED FOR BAKWASS CATEGORY…

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  55. simran Says:

    Joke kuch zyadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hi purana ho gaya.

  56. Ashish gupta Says:

    Very funy

  57. abhijeet Says:

    Joke likhne wale tumhari kya daad du
    ji karta hai tumhare mohh pe paad du

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