IT husband


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Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.

Husband: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or file name.

Wife: But I told you in the morning

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

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Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found…

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied…

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters…

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

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Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband:
It’s by Default.

Wife: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use… Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus.





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8 Responses to “IT husband”



  1. anurag Says:

    its good but i wish he get hang

  2. anu Says:

    seems very good computer engg.
    ha ha ha :-)

  3. jalpa Says:

    it is really cool,nice,good

  4. laraib Says:

    ha ha ha ha ha:)

  5. chocolate fairy Says:

    gud….bt not so…:(

  6. sandeep Says:

    very good

  7. sandeep Says:

    good joke

  8. Chilli Says:

    Hmmmmmmmmm……..its funny but…not very :P great job 4 trying

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