How fruits are eaten
Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.
Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.
Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.
Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?
Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.”
Submitted by: vandana
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August 11th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
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November 24th, 2009 at 12:05 am
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January 25th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
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February 15th, 2010 at 8:36 am
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March 23rd, 2010 at 11:51 pm
jhkhas ek dum muje banana pe daya aati hai!
April 2nd, 2010 at 9:56 am
carrot ko bhi peel karke khate hai
April 27th, 2010 at 3:51 am
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June 5th, 2010 at 1:40 am
nibe simple joke… cont.. banana–waha bhi kuch log ache hote hai nanga karke jaldi kha lete hai..aur kuch to nanga karke chooste chooste tarsa tarsa ke maarte hai..
June 5th, 2010 at 1:43 am
aur upar se kehte hai JOB practice kar rahe he…!
June 20th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
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June 29th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
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June 29th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
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July 10th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
raat main kela le lo ………..from market
July 19th, 2010 at 7:49 am
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September 17th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
yeh wala joke bahut baar suna hai
kuch nya hai to batao…!!!
September 18th, 2010 at 8:19 pm
not gud 1 ………cuz i wont eat banana,,,,,,,,lolzzzzz
September 22nd, 2010 at 7:38 pm
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October 7th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
kya yeh joke na to banana ki ezzat he ni kal di bachara banana!
October 11th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
ek dam bakwaas……….purana joke
October 11th, 2010 at 11:09 pm
bekar
October 13th, 2010 at 10:29 pm
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October 26th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
i liked your joke i want some more
October 30th, 2010 at 1:19 am
moti honi hain toh raat mein banana kaawoh
November 10th, 2010 at 10:59 pm
funny
January 21st, 2011 at 10:29 am
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thanks
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April 1st, 2011 at 5:43 pm
nice joke….funny 1
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July 25th, 2011 at 3:14 pm
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August 25th, 2011 at 11:18 am
funny
October 8th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
bakwas faltu joke hai
November 11th, 2011 at 6:49 pm
par banana ki lund nahi dikhti…
December 27th, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Nice but not interesting
January 6th, 2012 at 7:46 pm
Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.
Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.
Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?
Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.”
January 21st, 2012 at 3:26 pm
are Nanga karke hi khaege kyoki vese to tu testy hi nhi lag ta.
very nice
February 9th, 2012 at 6:31 am
wow nice joke.i love it.
February 22nd, 2012 at 6:12 pm
average not very good and not very bad old joke
April 26th, 2012 at 6:48 pm
hi vandana yah joke to bada achha hai par puri duniya ne yeh 50 bar se bhizyada suna hoga.
May 17th, 2012 at 1:34 am
Marjao bhosdiwalo..jinko nice laga vo bhi chutiya aur likhne wala bhi chutiya. Kam se kam thodi to aukat badhao apni aur apne desh ki… Bachcho ki chaddiya pahnna chhod do…