Laziest worker


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A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

“I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up.”

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Nine hands went up.

“Why didn’t you put your hand up?” he asked the tenth man.

“Feeling too much lazy”, came the reply.





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5 Responses to “Laziest worker”



  1. Ved Says:

    I will give this joke only 2 stars out of 5 stars

  2. marlboro reds Says:

    amazing joke.very nice one.thnx for sharing.

  3. Maks Says:

    1 hardware ki dukan aala na samna aali dukan aalo maks roz phone karke bolto “LO KO SARIYO ha k?”
    dukan aalo (bharat singh) customer samajke bolto “hai na !”
    maks: “Gand mai daab le”
    bharat sochyo k abki bar phone aaba de aabka me bolunga “gand mai dabsi k?”
    phone aayo, bharat phone uthao ‘helo’
    maks: LO KO SARIYO hai k?
    Bharat: koni !
    Maks:kyo gand mai daab liyo k?

  4. raza Says:

    ak baar 1 women condam lene gayi
    salsmen ne pucha kisliye chahiye
    women tere baap ko dena hai ke tere jaise chutia or na paida ho sake

  5. sahil Says:

    1 baar 1aadmi kubristaan me ghus gaya or
    dusri side se bahar nikalta hoa bola ye kon sa road tha itne speed breaker.

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