Black baby
Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”
Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”
Submitted by: pankaj singh
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July 7th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
hi how re that good yaar
July 10th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
VERY FUNNY……………..
July 12th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Santa apne bete se bola Bevakuf kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahi jalti
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa sab tili test karke layah hu.
July 12th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Munna Bhai > Abay Sirkit,
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Sirkit > par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna Bhai > Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada ha
July 12th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Santa: Dr. sahab ‘Plastic Surjery’ karvane me kitna kharcha aaega.
Dr: 5 lakh
Santa: Agar ‘Plastic’ hum de to..??
July 12th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Santa Ricksey wale se :- Oy Railway Station Jayega.
Reckse wala:- hanji.
Santa:- To jao n yaha kyo khare ho.
July 12th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Son : Daddy, aap Egypt kab gaye?
Father : Kabhi nahi! Kyu?
Son : Aapko Mummy kahaam se mili?
July 12th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Class me 2 Ladkiya,
1 gori
1 kali.
Kali Gori se:Tu konsi cream lagati he?
Gori:FAIR & LOVELY or tum?
Piche baita SANTA bola
Cherry Blosm.
July 12th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Santa Ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara Dia
Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chowking Krdo K Police Smje Porana Ghr Hy
Santa Ne Dewar Pe Likha
Anarkali Ko Riha Kro
July 12th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Chuha-mujse shadi krogi?
Sherni-apni aukat me reh.
Chuha-aukat ki baat mat kar,
confidence dekh.
July 12th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
CHOR:Apne paise nikal
MAN:I am Zardari,President of pak
CHOR:Acha to phir hamare paise nikalo
July 12th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
baap: beta mene tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi hai
wo roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai..
beta:lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu
aur wo GARBHVATI hai..
July 12th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
sales man:sir cokroach ke liye powder loge kya?
santa:nahi hum cokroch itna lad pyar nahi karte aaj poder dege to kal deo mangega
July 12th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta
July 14th, 2009 at 11:21 am
boy-main agar is perh par charh jauga to ingiering college ki girl dikhegi
girl-agar tum is perh se gir gaya to medical college ki girldikhegi
July 14th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I like him this funny jocks.
July 17th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Santa: “Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Doodh Dena.”
Banta: “Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai.”
Santa: “Theek Hai To phir BAKRI Ka De de.”…
July 17th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
WIFE: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho,
SANTA: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho,
WIFE: Mai to maa banne wali hu,
SANTA: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu
July 17th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Wada karo to nibhana sikho..
chahat Dil mai ho to jatana sikho..
yu hi kisi ko intezar mat karao…
koi agar pyar se SMS kare to reply karna sikho
July 20th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
this called hoot love hehehehehahahaha
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 pm
thank you so much.
joke was realy funny, i often use the net and search the funny sms/jokes but this is realy different and full funy joke,
i hope i will get more extra powerfull funy jokes from this web site.
aal the best
Aamin Shaikh
July 25th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”
Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”
March 4th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
funnytastic joke
March 13th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
hoty hoty dono…..
June 5th, 2010 at 1:56 am
wife: tume kehti thi na ke mujhe kitchen math bhejo.kuch din khana tum pakao. aur yaad hai das mahina pehle tumne chule pe kiya tha. uska asar ho ga.
July 25th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
nice one
July 25th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
January 19th, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Agar hot hone pe bachcha kala hota hai to mai hot nahi hu.
Bhai jisne bhi ye jo jokes post kiya hai wo mujhe pe msg kare.
March 4th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
hot hot bhachha
June 4th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
bhawana agar tum hot nahi ho to tumare pati kaise honge tum pe.
September 5th, 2011 at 5:57 pm
sahi kaha neha ne bhawana ko
October 5th, 2011 at 11:17 pm
sooo nice joke
October 19th, 2011 at 4:32 pm
bachha jal gaya toh kya tere pet me fridge hai kya to his (maa)
October 27th, 2011 at 9:05 pm
very nice joke.sooooo nice joke.fantastic and elastic
November 9th, 2011 at 6:07 pm
old type but with new style and in new version, much funny
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:13 pm
i Love you
December 22nd, 2011 at 5:13 pm
lover boy
March 18th, 2012 at 2:37 pm
what a hot couple i like it
April 19th, 2012 at 8:52 am
tum es tarah ki galati n karana
May 7th, 2012 at 4:00 pm
THIK THAK H
May 7th, 2012 at 4:01 pm
CHALO THIK H