Things inside train
Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train.
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped.
Musharraf is thinking: Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me.
Vajpayee is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again.
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April 4th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
A funny joke indeed. I wish the train passes by tunnels & tunnels & tunnels………..Deepak…
June 11th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
excellent!…i laughed like anything
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
This is just a funny joke but could you people think what if the same thing would ACTUALLY happen with wajpayee? lol. By the way this joke is INVERSELY famous here…
December 19th, 2007 at 6:04 am
laant ho tum logon pe .ye show karta hay k kesi zehniat hay tumhari
December 8th, 2010 at 10:08 pm
waah yaar..kya joke hai..