Husband’s poem on saali


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**WARNING**
THIS IS NOT TRUE IN CASE OF EVERY SAALI. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

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Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake , Wife is earth QUAKE

*Ek Dukhi Paati.*





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49 Responses to “Husband’s poem on saali”



  1. ninja Says:

    hi

  2. sandeep Says:

    yaar jisne bhi ye poem likhi hai..

    ya to vo saliyo ka deewana hai….

    ya fir usko apni biwi se picha chudana hai……

    very good yaar.
    very good …….

  3. abg Says:

    yaar teri biwi bhi to saali hogi kisi ki

  4. surbhi Says:

    wah!sali se romance aur biwi ka no chance?

  5. neelam Says:

    hi

    likhane wale tu merego jarur email karna . achhi lagi teri kavita.

    neelam

  6. ilesh Says:

    very good yaar.god bless yaar.

    jisne bhi ye poem likhi hai.

  7. jasmeen Says:

    oh iska to kehne ka ye matlab hua na ki saali aadhi gharwali.

  8. mani Says:

    sali to hain kali kise ki gharwali biwi too hain aapna gindagi ka sapna………biwi se pyaar karna seko mere dost

  9. Bisht Says:

    Great dear
    mere paas sali tu nahi par kavita sahi lagi ese hi likhte rahna.

  10. RAGHAW Says:

    ABE YE KYA LIKHA HAI

  11. anjali Says:

    sali se shadi krlo biwi acchi lagne lagegi

  12. jeet Says:

    sali ka to pta nahi pr waif k bare main jo likha hai vo ekdum sach hai yar. second very dukhi pati
    meri rai main to mahila aayog ki trah purush aayog bhi bnna chaiya jo patiyo ki bat bhi khi rkhe.

  13. ankit gupta Says:

    abe kminey meri shadi to hui nai par tu itna pareshan q hai?

  14. Amol Says:

    Tu saali se pyaar kar, main teri biwi se pyaar kartha hu kyo chalega na.

  15. naina Says:

    soooo mean!!! :)
    but funny!!!
    mujhe ek baat samagh mein nahi aati, agar ladka ladkiyyon se itna tension hai toh shadi hi kyun karta???

  16. soumya Says:

    aase jokes agar bachoo ne padh liye to kaya hoga. but comedy and plz don,t show these things like this.plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  17. soumyaupadhyay Says:

    outstanding yarrrrrrr
    lovely

  18. soumya upadhyay Says:

    this is comedy but aagar kisi saali ne padh liya toh kya .very bad.not good.idiots,stupaids.etc

  19. shankul upadhyay Says:

    vvvvvvvvvvvvvvery goood outstanding

  20. Ranjeet,Qatar Says:

    Aisa Jokes likhne se phle sochna chahiye ki apke ghar me v ydi aisa kv hua tho.phir kaisa lagega…isliye kisi ki bhawana ko takalif nhi pahuchana chahiye..iss baat ka humesha dhyan rakhna chahiye jokes likhte samay..dont mind…tc

  21. AMAN Says:

    Yaar,it was mindblowing
    abbe jitna pyaar apni sali se karta hai utna hi wife se pyaaar kar

  22. danish Says:

    sali dimag se khali
    biwi ghar ke rakwali
    sali dil ko tarsaaye
    biwi bure wqt mei sath nibhaye
    sali apne samne sadu se loot jaye
    biwi khud apne aap tum par loot jaye
    sali ko dekh kar zaban lalchaye
    biwi ko dekh kar aank lad jaye

    zyada khush nahi hona beta ye sab dusr0 ki biwiyo aur saliyo ko dekh kar hota hai

  23. ANKUR Says:

    ABE GADHE AUR KOI JOKE NAHI MILA THA MANNERLESS TU SABIT KYA KARNA CHAHTA HAI SUAR

  24. Anjana Says:

    good dear

  25. nimit Says:

    you are mad in love of saali

  26. jiya Says:

    agar saali iski biwi hoti to ye phir bhi apni saali (biwi)ki tarif karta……… this shows husbands are never happy with anything.

  27. dashamesh Says:

    teri maa ka ghosala,sale etane bure bure jokes bhar diye hai es page pe..
    sharm nahi aati kya tuhe!!
    phir kabhi dikhayi diya toh fate tak marunga…

  28. karan Says:

    abe kaamal hai yaar kisi ko ye joke acha lagta hai kisiko bura but its ok theek hai apni apni pasand hoti hai sab ache jokes likhenge to bure kon likhega

  29. nitika Says:

    jisne ye joke likha wo to gya plzzzzzzzzzz uska haal puch lo but joke is very nice ab jyada kush mat hona

  30. pravesh shrivastava Says:

    jis din sali ko apni beti ki najron se dekh loge aise nonsence jokes likhna band kr doge..

  31. saif Says:

    theek thak he na bahut acchi hai na bahut buri hai sali ke bare me jo likha he theek hai but wife ke bare me jo likha he thats not true,,,,,,

  32. andi chora Says:

    are yaro joke k maje lutto upper phele he lkha h dont take it personal … yar joke me hassi ni aayyiiii….

  33. KAVITA Says:

    SALI SALI KARTE HO, WO TO EK GALI H.
    BIWI KO PYAR SE DEKHO ADHI AUR PURI WOHI AAP SABKI GHARWALI H.
    RANG TO SAB PATE H ROOP ME KYON PHIR WO MAR JATE H SALI KA DIL KALA AUR BIWI KA MATWALA.
    SALI KARE DHYAN BHANG BIWI BHARE JINDAGI ME RANG.

  34. dimpy Says:

    very good poem

  35. bread Says:

    uuuuuuu la la la uu la la la u la la la la la la la la

  36. chiranshu walia Says:

    Sali half biwi

  37. Nasim khan Says:

    yaar mujhe ek baat shamajh nahi ata.kuch logo ko sharif banne ki bimari kyo hoti.as is comment mei hai.

  38. Nasim khan Says:

    Beta kabhi galti se biviyo ne site khol kar pad legi us din to achi quality ki gaali zaror sunega.

  39. janvi Says:

    saali is taali wife hai kaali

  40. k.k Says:

    joke is only joke ,if you have smile ,then good, otherwise turn down to dustbin

  41. keerat Says:

    kya baat hae! jisne bhi ye joke likha hae uske liye to pray karna chahiye taki uski biwi use mar – mar kar mar-mar kar use ghar se bahar mat nikal de !!!!!!***** ^^
    —-

  42. sartaj virk Says:

    wife is vehmi but saali is sehmi

  43. janvi Says:

    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooosexy

  44. vinay saini Says:

    soooooo sweet i happy

  45. Arun verma Says:

    Yaar Apne to duniya ka such Sakar ka diya ab to saliya bhav khayengi

  46. Shabz Says:

    it was the most funniest joke………..i luved it………nd its true…………

  47. anurag Says:

    abe bewkoof jab biwi nahi to saali nahi

    isliye biwi is good .

    samjha pagle

  48. Suraj Says:

    Very-2 Good Friend, Biwi to hoti hi hai afat ki jad magar Saali to jannt hoti hai.

  49. hariom Says:

    dear really very lovely jokes 100% true

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