Poor thief


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Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

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Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!





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23 Responses to “Poor thief”



  1. alman Says:

    Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

  2. anshul Says:

    ye chor to donkey tha

  3. mayank jain Says:

    yah chor pahli bar chori karna gaya tha

  4. ruchi Says:

    mast joke hai yaar………..!!!!!!!!!
    mza aa gya
    ha….ha….ha…..ha…….

  5. fatima Says:

    amazing joke yaar

  6. sonia Says:

    Its just too good

  7. humera Says:

    superb joke i love it really i love it

  8. karan Says:

    nice joke ha ha ha…..

  9. shanu Says:

    haa haa haa good joke

  10. moin Says:

    hasi nahi aayi………….

  11. suveer Says:

    kya mast joks hi yaar ase hi joks ache lagate hi

  12. AbRo RokZ Says:

    Lol….

  13. Monu mishra Says:

    Parhkar sirf hasnte raho bhai

  14. paavni Says:

    Ra
    Rapchik
    Rapchundous
    BHAPKA
    awsum man!
    it’s just rockin’
    ha ha ha ha ha ha

  15. jhanvi Says:

    idiot jjjjjjjjjjjjjoooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  16. dushyant Says:

    chor gada tha

  17. bhavika Says:

    gadhon ko kam sonp dete hain
    ek kam bhi thik se nahin hota

  18. Ashish gupta Says:

    Chore bahut emandar tha lekin uska galat smy chal raha tha

  19. Ashish Says:

    Chore bahut emandar tha lekin uska galat smy chal raha tha

  20. rishabh Says:

    is se bakwas joke kabhi nahi suna

  21. naresh Says:

    mastj……………………………….okes

  22. tina Says:

    chor bhi gadha tha..,
    joke bhi gadha tha..,
    ise banane wala maha gggggggaaaaaaaaddddddddddhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……..;

  23. adnan Says:

    Chori ouppar sina jori

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