Family Problem
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar
drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, “You know my parents are
forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.” We call this arranged marriage.
I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.
The American said, Talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems…
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March 29th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
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April 7th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
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December 6th, 2007 at 12:34 am
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November 22nd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
[...] shot. The Indian man said to the American, “You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.” We call this [...]
March 13th, 2010 at 1:34 am
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June 24th, 2011 at 10:25 pm
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June 30th, 2011 at 5:00 pm
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