Funny furneal
A family was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,
I am sending mothers body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under her body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.
On her feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
She(dead mother) is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.
Just distribute the rest among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that she is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on her left wrist.
Shanta masi, she is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks she is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.
PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days..
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May 12th, 2009 at 8:55 am
This is a very cool idea of sending stuff overseas. I really liked it.
May 13th, 2009 at 8:41 am
nice way to parcle the gifts.
May 19th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
just amazing
May 27th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
The jokes was really good nad i think that was not a dead body coffin but a suit case to avoid customer payment.
June 1st, 2009 at 10:06 pm
VERY VERY GOOD
July 22nd, 2009 at 7:01 pm
aggar is ko hindi me karte to sada maza ata
August 20th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
One shouldn’t make jokes on the death of one’s mother. Grow up kid
November 8th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
too long yet not read!!!
March 28th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
i like it……………
June 8th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
nice joke but….dead body of mother it’s just not good…….
June 16th, 2010 at 10:32 am
hey.. it is not good, dead body of mother’s ,,, thik about it.
June 23rd, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Its very bad to make jokes on familymates especially on parents
August 22nd, 2010 at 1:01 am
TUM BHI BAHUT BADE VALE GADHE HO KUTTE KI SADI HUI POONCH MANNERLESS
October 5th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
nice but not good plz make on others
December 6th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
toooooooooo…….long to b read !!
December 22nd, 2010 at 8:06 pm
you shouldn’t make fun of your parents stupid be respectful towards your parents
January 19th, 2011 at 6:48 pm
its sick..
February 6th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
I am agreed with others.We shouldnot make such type of jokes.But nice joke…
June 21st, 2011 at 2:30 pm
mummy aur papa ki to respect rakhni chahiye yaar
July 4th, 2011 at 10:28 pm
Sachmuch yaar , ye joke padhkar hasi nahi rona aagya . . .jin logo ne bhi yeh joke sunkar hasa hoga ,woh insan nahi ho sakte . .kasam se,itni ghatiya soch wale kabhi insan kehlaya nai jaa sakenge. . .
July 9th, 2011 at 2:28 pm
im agreed the comment of amir sayed . because i love my mother very much . as this dead body is of any one’s mother i respect it equal as my mother.
July 28th, 2011 at 8:01 pm
rude joke
growup its ur mom
July 30th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
i also agree with all other who did not like d jokes . plz learn to respect ur mom n dad . they gave u a better life .
September 9th, 2011 at 3:19 pm
i faltu idea kisne nikalk? koi dead body par ladi hoi chije pahents hai kya i know it was an joke
October 8th, 2011 at 12:06 am
Abe sadele dimagwale kisi ki mari hui maa par joke banate tuze jara bhi sharam nahi aai? Jara apni ma k baare me socha hota to aisa nahi likhta
October 27th, 2011 at 12:42 am
Yeh joke comedy circus me dekha tha
January 28th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Note feel happy about joke its heart who love his parents like me.
January 28th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Not feel happy about joke its hearts who love his parents like me..
March 27th, 2012 at 3:40 pm
this actually ended up in the following way:
it was actually the mother wished dat even after sheex nt in the wrld she can give her children the things they demanded…for the last tym
and this was turned into a stupid so called joke ,,, vry childish of the writer of this joke … didn’t enjoy it even a bit!