Missing wife


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A man calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.”

The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?”

“A month.

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“Why did you wait so long to report it?”

“Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to wear.”





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  1. Your Mom Says:

    that would be horrible!!! i would cry if i was the wife!!!

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