Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai…


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A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.

In a corner a chooha too is dancing.

He is asked, “Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?”

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“Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai…Nachunga Nahin?”

“Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?”

“Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!”, replied chooha.





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136 Responses to “Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai…”



  1. Hari Om Says:

    woh it’s too GOOD yaar i will not say its FINE b’coz FINE means u know that

  2. sanna Says:

    lmaoooooooooooo

  3. sania Says:

    nice bt already heard of this one!!!!!!!!!!1

  4. chander kumar soni Says:

    waah! kya baat hain.
    mazaa aa gaya.
    lage raho munna bhai or circuit bhai.

  5. tamal moitra Says:

    mazaa aa gaya…

  6. chander kumar soni Says:

    excellent.

  7. NNNNN Says:

    hahaha

  8. shikha Says:

    the jokes r fresh n very very good. they can make u laugh even if u rv in vry bad mood.

  9. rinchen Says:

    verrryyy……funnnyyyy

  10. priya Says:

    funny chooha……………….

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  12. Raju Tiwari Says:

    good joke yaar.

  13. huzaifa Says:

    oh wow! that’s great

  14. paritosh Says:

    loved it soooooooooooooooooooooooo much

  15. dulu Says:

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR8888888888888888888

  16. Delip Dadlani Says:

    Too Old….

  17. jaffy Says:

    goodyyyy..

  18. kanika Says:

    Nice joke.
    It made me laugh and feel fresh.
    Keep it up friend.

  19. magic Says:

    nice fun!!!!!!!!!

  20. Pawan Says:

    Booooooooooring….!!!!!

    >>>>Tooooo old may be it can entertain my grand son
    n yes i will like to tell that i m just 21

  21. rosemaina Says:

    juz ok!!!!!!!!!!

  22. hemin Says:

    what a jock
    very nice

  23. munch Says:

    it’s good joke yaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

  24. Ashu Says:

    good but very old already heard many times

  25. prasad Says:

    bakwas

  26. rush Says:

    kool..

  27. Rania Yaqub Says:

    HHMMM…..NICE!!!

  28. ss@ry Says:

    good joke…..

  29. Meerwais Says:

    yeah it’s good you trying to make us laugh but it was too old we have already laught on it before ages.

  30. pooja Says:

    very nice joke per suni hui hai

  31. Teetkumar Says:

    nice jock

  32. Jameel Says:

    Naughty chooha, anyways nice jokes
    thanks

  33. Neha Says:

    bechara sher bhi kabhi chooa ban jata hai

  34. Shahana Says:

    very nice joke… please add some more new n nice jokes.
    thanks

  35. sepideh Says:

    that was good without any meaning

  36. Maria Says:

    Hey, i wish, i could read and understand the joke but i cant coz its not english and am dying to know wat it is about, can u translate for me?

  37. Chetan Says:

    what…….a…jock……….
    nice it was………..

  38. maya Says:

    very nice joke………..

  39. Raj Chaudhary Says:

    Very nice joke

  40. sweta Says:

    already heard bout it.get me some gud jokes man

  41. sushmita Says:

    tooooooo goooooooood
    toooooooo cuuuuuuuute
    toooooooointelligent

  42. BABLA/SIMMI Says:

    same with me also.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha——

  43. priya Says:

    hey… i don’t know hindi, can u please send it in english

  44. haj Says:

    it is very nice

  45. its_me Says:

    bohooot purana hai kuch naya soch yaar

  46. Sunil kumar Says:

    I m so happy read this jokes……
    thnkyou so mucn
    sunil

  47. ann Says:

    christ is english nw a taboo gush i wod really want 2 knw wat its al abt

  48. Richa arora Says:

    coll suits fr man

  49. pooja Says:

    hey i really like it

  50. pooja Says:

    hey its good yaar

  51. jeet Says:

    This is very funny jokes really good I like it

  52. Manjitsingh Says:

    are bhai aaj hi mujhe patta chala hai ki mei bhi chua huu < meri bhi saddi ho gaye hai, fentastic !

  53. nayna Says:

    ha ha ha

  54. z@haib sabki bakwas mahi soonta Says:

    hassi nahi aayi

  55. Nunu Says:

    i hav heard it be4 but ist funny
    hahahahhahha

  56. komal krishna shrestha Says:

    yeh to bahut purane jock hai. phir v its makes me laugh.

  57. shakir Says:

    marvallous

  58. shakir Says:

    bahut accha hai

  59. Amar Says:

    ha ha haaa bahut accha hai

  60. vijay sonar Says:

    very good joke,this jokes tells the fact of all who think they r shers but not.

  61. Rachita Says:

    Its really cool ….funny..gr8.
    oh! good joke.

  62. Tanya Says:

    excellent

  63. karishma Says:

    stale!!!!

  64. Anand Says:

    lol, nice one

  65. Johnny Says:

    Hey mardom, Sher hi bane rahoooooooooooooo

  66. Kavya Says:

    no word 2 say!!!
    its just superb, funny!

  67. Pampa Says:

    Yeh sher padne ke baad koi bhi sher ko shaadi nahi karna chahiye. Kunwara raho sher ji.

  68. sarah Says:

    its tooooooooo funny

  69. Adesh Chauhan Says:

    mind blowing

  70. Mahesh Says:

    This is a wonderful joke.

  71. MANIKANDAN SUBRAMANIAM Says:

    CHOOHA KABHI SHER BAN JAATA HAI AUR SHER KABHI CHOOHA! WAH WAH !

  72. tahira malik Says:

    sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice.

  73. tahira malik Says:

    WAH WAH WAH

  74. sangita Says:

    Nice one , nice site..

  75. mana Says:

    hooooohooooohoooooooo.
    out of control!!!!!!

  76. mahera Says:

    omg!!!!!!!!!! really true!!!!!!

  77. tamsil Says:

    i didnt understand that !!

  78. amber Says:

    dis is really a good joke and i like it very much an di am sharing this joke with my friends also!!!!!!

  79. jamila Says:

    really really very good joke

  80. anees Says:

    O wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what a joke

  81. khokhar Says:

    It is a nice joke but all u cannot guarantee that all the lions become chooha after getting married

  82. reena Says:

    nice

  83. bumika Says:

    It is one of the most funniest joke I have joke

  84. kaveeta Says:

    Bahout achcha sms kiya hai. Thank you

  85. ashish Says:

    so nice yar.

  86. ireen Says:

    gud 1

  87. mrigakshi Says:

    hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  88. RAVI Says:

    very nice joke

  89. Ahmed Says:

    My Dear …
    This joke is already known to me. Even though it is very enjoying.

    Thanks.

    Ahmed.

  90. Mukesh Sehrawat Says:

    Nice jokes bro but provide something special which make us laugh louder

  91. aditi Says:

    cho cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  92. Raj Says:

    Ha…Ha…Ha….

    Good Joke

    Joke hi Joke mein such kah diya dost.

  93. madan Says:

    shadi se pahli sabhi sher hotain hain

  94. kamal Says:

    Wow … Mind blowing

  95. sumit Says:

    it’s depend on a men that wht would he deserve make after marrige

  96. shamim Says:

    comment on 4 bhai sahab chander kumar’s comment kya khaya jo maza aya n its not joke of munna bahi n circuit bhai

  97. pooja Says:

    the rat is looking soooooooooooooooooooo cute but ye joke bahut-bahut ghatiya hai

  98. mr.yogi Says:

    old but fact nice

  99. priya saxena Says:

    wao………… wht a good joke………..
    chlo maried sher ki wajah se chuha bhi aone aaoko sher ki category mai gin rha hai.
    nice……………………

  100. Sankar Medhi Says:

    That’s right shadi se pehle sher baad main chooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………………………………………………………………………………….

  101. haa Says:

    ganga

  102. tej Says:

    really goodones !!!!!hahaha !!!

  103. Meenakshi Says:

    not very funny

  104. afreen Says:

    ok!!!!!!!not that funny!!!!

  105. vijay sahni Says:

    realy very nice joke

  106. Akash Johari Says:

    bariya hai

  107. Tejal Says:

    It is too old joke.

  108. suman Says:

    nice ,i liked it

  109. suman manoj balodi Says:

    it’s very nice joke

  110. shugufa Says:

    kinda heard this one alot in movies… but it was funny!

  111. salman Says:

    veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    small
    chooha

  112. diya Says:

    what a joke……..but a little complicated

  113. gourango mishra Says:

    jokes r vry gud n funny tooooooo………..a tension relief centre

  114. patrkar Fazal Bahelim Says:

    It’s a old but good & Refresher!!!

  115. liezel Says:

    verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    Hot
    S………H……A…….R……….P
    Excellent, IM SPEECHLESS GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD.

  116. ritesh sharma Says:

    tere sms ka jbab yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bole to bidas hai

  117. sandeep yadav Says:

    is dialog ne to sher ki laga dali

  118. E.G.Thomas Says:

    Wahhhhhh Really good one.

  119. suha Says:

    ha ha ha it was really funny good job

  120. gunjan Says:

    ha ha ha ha gr8 joke hai yaar

  121. Ritu Says:

    I agree!!!!

  122. Ritu Says:

    I agree !!

  123. gurnehmat Says:

    hahahahhahahahahahaha

  124. dime Says:

    very very good

  125. sanju Says:

    i like its smily

  126. sndubey Says:

    good very good ilike it very much

  127. pundalic Says:

    veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

  128. shaheen Says:

    really excellant joke pl in future also keep sending me these type of jokes

  129. Kavya Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH……..
    FUNNY!!!!!!

  130. swati Says:

    realy it’s very funny jokes

  131. swati Says:

    realy it’s very funny joke

  132. Naveen Says:

    very goooooooooooooooooooooooood

  133. vinshu goel Says:

    thats great funny

  134. Rabia Says:

    hahahahah …….. funny yr

  135. sampada Says:

    hahahaha very funny

  136. md farid Says:

    good bt i hv read this so many times

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