Opener
Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle, but takes it directly to Shewag.
Why?
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Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.
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February 26th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Simple… Sehwag ne bottle mangaayee thi.
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:52 pm
really good joke sir
from : vikram tak
March 7th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
very good kind of joke
March 20th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
very nice joke…….
from :-shazia khan
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:07 pm
nice one yaar !!
April 28th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
it was such a long wait and the ans was so easy that was funny.
hahahahahahahaha.
May 9th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Ihis is very MAST jokes site,i like it have a good day
May 27th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
sehwag is an opner
May 30th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
gambhir ke paas bhi to ja sakta tha!!!!!!
June 30th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
B’coz sehwag is opner that’s why rohit takes bottle directly to sehwag
August 7th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
it is very nice created by you.i am laughter from three days after the read the jokes from thi site.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
jokes are nor very good niether very nice
September 5th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
zaroor sehwaag ne bottle order kar di hogi
September 5th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
sehwag ne dhoni ko kisi kaam se kahi bhej diya hoga aur khud bottle le li hogi
September 6th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
simple because sehvag is an opener
September 6th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
kyo ki rohit ko malum hai ki dhoni se jyada pyas sehvag ko lagti hai aur dhoni se acha bhi khelta hai
September 24th, 2009 at 6:29 am
preeti bewakoof hai
October 18th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
nice one dear..
November 5th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
nice joke
November 8th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Gud….
nice….
excellent….
el cio’ co mi’…..
November 17th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Because sehwag is opening batsman
February 25th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
shewag kaa bacchaaaaa
March 25th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
kyun ki sehwag daru nahi peeta hai.
April 13th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Bakwaas
April 22nd, 2010 at 5:52 pm
girls have no brain…… noone can’t imagine why?
but a boy told the answer as well….
hehehehe
May 4th, 2010 at 7:51 am
Simple hai, kyuki shewag ne Dhoni se pahle Rohit se Pepsi mangai hogi….
May 4th, 2010 at 7:53 am
Ho sakta hai ki ab Pepsi ka advertisement Shewag karn wala ho….
June 1st, 2010 at 5:53 pm
very good jokes, i m really enjoying these.
July 2nd, 2010 at 8:24 am
Rohit ne bottle Sehwag ko dia, kyn ki usme pepsi nehi tha. Mujhe kaise malum? Are me wo match dekhraha tha.
July 6th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
not god, soso
July 7th, 2010 at 7:44 pm
fantastic”””””’
August 1st, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Swhwag is opener
August 24th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
ok ok
August 30th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
simple Rohit ko pata tha ki Sehwag hi India ko jita sakta hai Doni to kuch kar nahi sakta waise bhi Dhoni ko sab cool captain bolte hai pani pi kar aur cool ho jata isliye rohit ne sehwag ko bottle de di.
September 6th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
itna bhi funny nahi tha
September 23rd, 2010 at 12:45 pm
sajan mind it !!!!!!! girls r better than boys nd studies me bhi hamesha girls he top karti hai not boys………nd result jakar dekho ki kitne ladge fail huye hain but u II not get a girl hu iz fail !!!!!!!!
lolzzzzzzzz .,,,,,,,,,hahahaha
September 24th, 2010 at 4:00 am
@ayshamahek tum padai ki baat 10th12th ki kar rahi ho iit aieee me ladkiyo ka sara dimag kahan chala jata hai
October 12th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
it is not so funny i want more and interesting jokes
October 12th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
chutiya sa joke hai
October 12th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
ilove you pooja
November 18th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Girls are best, jaan lo, baat ye maan lo.
& Gourav- Apni advices apne paas hi rakho. World is incomplete without girls in IIT & AIEEE also. Understand…..stupid boys.
November 19th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
i am a friend of komal and i am complea
taly satisfy with her
universly truth-girls are the best
November 19th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
i am a friend of komal and i am complea
taly satisfy with her
December 20th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
ya….sehwag is a opener….gud joke..wether its a bottle or on a ground its cricket
December 27th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
nyc1 …..
February 13th, 2011 at 3:12 pm
bekar
February 23rd, 2011 at 4:39 pm
because sehwag is a opener
really a good joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 24th, 2011 at 7:27 pm
because helike him
March 8th, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Saalo Bakwas Karni Jaroori Hai Aur koi Kaam nahi
March 12th, 2011 at 7:00 pm
HUM KAH RAHE HAIGE.KI HUMSE KISINE PUCHA HI NIHI…………
April 5th, 2011 at 6:16 pm
kyon Bataaooooooooooooooon
April 12th, 2011 at 9:27 pm
hahaha..bhut haasa aaya oye
April 30th, 2011 at 12:55 pm
hahahahahahahha. A nice joke
May 6th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
jyada mat haso bahen k lodo
ma chod dunga tumhari salo kutto
gandu lodo
May 23rd, 2011 at 8:36 am
kyun ki sehwag ko pepsi peeke khana pachana hai
June 20th, 2011 at 9:40 am
kisi rone wale ko hnsa de,use jokes dunia dikha de
June 29th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
i like all jokes
but best is lalu & mayawati
July 2nd, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Bowling ka OPENER TO MAI HUIN
July 2nd, 2011 at 5:10 pm
NOT SO FUNNY
July 6th, 2011 at 7:04 pm
achcha hai………..chalegaaaa
July 6th, 2011 at 7:04 pm
thik hai
July 29th, 2011 at 7:13 am
BRAVO! Komal,because Sehwag is opener. Dare to face the people who say girls don’t have brains. I liked it.
August 3rd, 2011 at 5:31 pm
WOW’SIDHA PEPSI
August 3rd, 2011 at 5:33 pm
WOW’WONDERFULL JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
August 12th, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Joke mast hai yaar funny jaisa.
August 16th, 2011 at 2:32 pm
saala kuta kuch or nahi tha
August 23rd, 2011 at 9:59 pm
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WHAT A FANTASTIC JOKE!
August 23rd, 2011 at 10:05 pm
AYUSH ANKIT PAGAL HAI THATIS WHY ITNA AASAN SAWAL KA ANSWER NHI DE PAYA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
August 25th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
simple he, jo pehle paise dega usiko milegi, kyouki dhoni ne bola tha abhi change nahi he baad me dunga.
September 25th, 2011 at 4:07 pm
Bakwas joke’s opposite that is very nice joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:23 pm
ho sakta hai ki aage sehwag pepsi ka add karne wala ho aur abhi practise kar raha ho add ki.
October 15th, 2011 at 5:33 pm
aapke hindijokes to kamaal ke hain
October 30th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
ha!!ha!!ha!!ha!
November 12th, 2011 at 2:12 am
ha ha ha ha…..hame bhi sikha 2 yaar?
November 12th, 2011 at 2:13 am
maza aa gaya yaar…
November 23rd, 2011 at 6:29 pm
very nice joke
December 27th, 2011 at 8:33 pm
a joke to dhoni ko sona chia
December 27th, 2011 at 8:34 pm
a joke dhoni ko soona chie
December 27th, 2011 at 8:35 pm
fata joke ha ayr
January 17th, 2012 at 5:05 pm
nice jokes
March 7th, 2012 at 9:39 pm
kuttey , kaminey , chutia how boaring joke it is. sada hua.
thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 7th, 2012 at 9:41 pm
mai hun hero no.00999999999999.
boaring, dirty fellow.
madhar choad.
March 14th, 2012 at 5:40 pm
gali de ke kise ko kya milega brother
March 17th, 2012 at 1:36 pm
mast hai
March 17th, 2012 at 1:37 pm
what a joke!
March 26th, 2012 at 7:28 pm
very nice one
April 13th, 2012 at 4:33 pm
nice joke
April 15th, 2012 at 11:22 pm
mast hain joke
April 21st, 2012 at 2:54 pm
It’s very cute.
April 26th, 2012 at 8:32 pm
it’s a nice one and please keep posting such type of jokes
May 5th, 2012 at 5:16 pm
what a odd joke
May 5th, 2012 at 5:16 pm
very bad joke
May 12th, 2012 at 5:00 pm
JOKE
RAM:(Govind SE)-yaar tu ro kyon raha hai.
Govind:meri BB ne kaha tha ki main 30 din thak tumsae baat nahi karungi.
Ram:to tu isiliye ro raha hai?
Govind:nahi aaj akhri din hai.
May 29th, 2012 at 2:13 pm
I TELL U IT WAS A CHUMESHWARI JOKE AND STUBENDEF FANTABULESSILY FANTASTICAL JOKE KYA KEHNA IS JOKE KA………….