James Bond buys a pan
One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.
When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!
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July 15th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
This joke will become more funny if read like this,
oneday james bond went to a paan shop to buy a pan. panwala asked him [char] Rs.4 For the pan. james bond gave him [dedh] Rs1.5, panwala told,money you paid IS NOT ENOUGH. [dhai] Rs2.5 ” ANOTHER DAY, james bond replied.
June 22nd, 2010 at 12:24 pm
bhai ji,ye to ab bhi samajh nhi aaya! comments kya karen?
August 21st, 2010 at 2:20 pm
i don’t get this joke at all
August 29th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
me 2 watz the meaning of it????
September 13th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
bevkoofo it means die another day
November 10th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
this shows James Bond is also kanjoos…….
December 24th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
kisi ko samaj me nahi aane wala.
January 5th, 2011 at 5:17 pm
BAD TOO BAD
TIME BARBAD
March 19th, 2011 at 10:05 am
really vry bad joke
April 10th, 2011 at 7:12 pm
arey james bond ki movie hai “Die Another Day”!! iska matlab ye hai.. Dhai (Die) Another Day..! Get it.. Stupid PJ
April 29th, 2011 at 1:08 pm
Nikhiil movie”DIE ANOTHER DAY ” hai but for that only !to make it funny the sender sent the joke!!! understand JOKES!!
April 29th, 2011 at 7:35 pm
@Nidhi – i got that you idiot.. That’s why I’m telling the others what does this mean.. You are so dumb.. Can’t you get it from my comment that I got the damn joke and i’m explaining it to everyone.. instead, you’re thinking that i didn’t get it.. You’re a dumb little girl..
May 21st, 2011 at 2:43 pm
I M UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND IT……
May 29th, 2011 at 2:05 am
Nikhil Madarchod raandi ke aulad …tu kya bola Nidhi ko Kutee ke chuud tere maa ka bhaosda Me samjhata hu tereko saare Jokes jo tere Baap ne bhi nahi sunee honge Gatar ke kIde Tu khud ko dekh sabse bada joke to tu hai jo pata nahi konsa suuag peel gaya tha tere maa ke chuud me CHUTIYE..Madarchod thu hai tere Zindgi pe
October 25th, 2011 at 5:55 pm
rubbish joke
December 17th, 2011 at 9:06 pm
stupid joke
December 24th, 2011 at 7:25 pm
I got it!
January 18th, 2012 at 3:47 pm
bakyas samjh nahi aya…. pad ke time waste kiya.
February 20th, 2012 at 5:41 pm
heheheheheh…!!!!
April 13th, 2012 at 4:37 pm
i still didnt get it