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Tumhe phansi hogi

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14 Responses to “Tumhe phansi hogi”

1. Anil Gupta Says:
   February 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am

   Nice Jokes

2. mayank Says:
   May 26th, 2009 at 8:53 pm

   LEKIN MAI TOH DAS BAJE TAK SOTA HO!!!!!!!!!!

3. lakshay raja Says:
   May 30th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

   AUR MAIN 11 BAJE TAK

4. amith Says:
   June 1st, 2009 at 5:23 pm

   must read it….
   Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win Rs. 1 crore….in Crorepathi Prgrame. The proceding is like below..

   The questions are as follows:

   1) How long was the 100 yr war?

   A. 116
   B. 99
   C. 100
   D. 150

   Sardar says “I will skip this”

   2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

   A. BRASIL
   B. CHILE
   C. PANAMA
   D. EQUADOR

   Sardar asks for help from the University students

   3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

   A. JANUARY
   B. SEPTEMBER
   C. OCTOBER
   D. NOVEMBER

   Sardar asks for help from general public

   4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

   A. EDER
   B. ALBERT
   C. GEORGE
   D. MANOEL

   Sardar asks for lucky cards

   5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:

   A. CANARYBIRD
   B. KANGAROO
   C. PUPPY
   D. RAT

   Sardar gives up.

   If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardarji’s replies, Then please check the answers below:

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   ….

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   1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from
   2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
   3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
   4) King George’s first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
   5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.

   Now tell me who’s the dumb one….U foolish , So,..Don’t ever laugh at a Sardar ji again.OKAY

5. Hjvivaan Says:
   April 29th, 2010 at 10:35 am

   Tujhe sote sote hi phansi laga di jayegi.

6. parul Says:
   December 23rd, 2010 at 9:39 am

   maut time dekh kar nahi aati

7. karan Says:
   January 6th, 2011 at 5:58 am

   mast likha hai amit

8. azmi Says:
   February 23rd, 2011 at 2:30 pm

   me tu 3 baje tak sote hoon

9. RUPAL Says:
   June 3rd, 2011 at 12:03 am

   NICE TRY, BUT HASI NAHI AAYI

10. shyamu Says:
    July 14th, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Nice joke.

11. vivek gupta Says:
    July 18th, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    yaar amit tera wala padh kar sach me mere aankhon me aasu aa gaye. tu bhi kya Sardar hai?????

12. nasit viren Says:
    August 14th, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    Aa jok vanch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13. Ajay Says:
    October 15th, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    Kitna ghatiya joke, who sardar nahi, Hindu tha, or shahid Pakistani or maybe gujrati, if you know what I mean by this don’t use sardar word in jokes again because we run your blody country.

14. swarnima jha Says:
    March 19th, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    It’s good