Old man don’t eat peanut
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.
One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.
“Don’t worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway,” the old man replies. “Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M’s.”
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January 10th, 2009 at 12:42 am
omg, ha, that is helarious, and sorry 4 the spelling.
April 13th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
it was a good joke.
November 30th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
hahaha verey nice funny jokes
May 7th, 2011 at 2:41 pm
what is M&M’s mean in the above joke “Old man don’t eat peanut”