The teeth…
The old man ordered one hamburger,one order of French fries and one drink and the old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering, “That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.”
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said,”they were just fine”. They were used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said, “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.”
As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked “What is it you are waiting for?”
She answered…. “The teeth”
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March 20th, 2007 at 7:49 am
TEEHT
April 12th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
ha ha very funny
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Hi plzz read this
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:26 pm
yeah really funny
this one is ok
July 11th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
it’s really very nice
December 19th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
sharing teeth….yukh
June 24th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
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September 28th, 2009 at 7:49 am
yaar bazurgon ko to chhod do
November 21st, 2010 at 9:45 pm
very teethering joke
November 21st, 2010 at 9:46 pm
a teethering joke
November 21st, 2010 at 9:47 pm
a good joke
June 17th, 2011 at 7:24 pm
nyc 1 atleast baki se to btr hi hai
June 17th, 2011 at 7:26 pm
ulta hi process hia kyuki ladies 1st hota hai!!!!!!!!
July 7th, 2011 at 8:12 pm
faltu p,j
October 1st, 2011 at 8:06 am
I love this joke. It’s funny and real amusing!!!!!
October 1st, 2011 at 8:13 am
I love this joke. It’s real funny and amusing!!!!
July 10th, 2012 at 12:23 pm
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