Pussy cat gets wet
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.
The fish said to itself, “If that fly comes six inches closer, I’ll jump up and have myself a meal.” Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, ” if that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and i’ll catch the fish and have myself a meal.”
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and i’ll shoot the bear.”
Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself,” if that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and i’ll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.
However, unbeknown to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I’ll snatch the rat.”
At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.
The moral of this story is:
If the fly drops six inches the pussy cat will get wet.
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December 27th, 2008 at 2:23 am
aint funny at oll
February 16th, 2009 at 3:26 am
this was the funniest joke ever i have a show jokes-a-lot and ill put it on the show watch it
February 17th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
huh?!?!
August 12th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
kya mast plan tha.but just miss ho gaya.
September 4th, 2010 at 10:09 am
ab jaa ke samaj aaya!!!!!!!
quite funny………
darasal mujhe veg jokes sunne ki adat nahin hai na………
i hope u understand………….
NON – VEG
TELL U
I M VERY
SEXY
CUM
SEX
WITH
ME
!!!!!!
I M RINA
R
November 18th, 2010 at 12:58 am
whaa??????? stupid
April 8th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
wow! One man weak point is another man strong point and thats how nature is.
October 12th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Great joke. Like it. probably too long, but worthy the effort.
December 26th, 2011 at 6:48 pm
Rina maa-baap tumko paida kar ke duniya ki sabse badi galti kiye you really are a
BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH! & KAMENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,SALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIII too.by the way my name is not LAILA its just a false name used by a sharif girl to give you gali,so don’t go o my name.